List something a gamer would never say

EA is the best company ever.

Come on Zelda! We need to go save the princess

I don't know anything about video games.

"Games suck!Get some real life" I think that is what non gamers are telling gamers :D

let go to a 2 hour dinner

i love lag

Damn, I wish Infestation Survival Stories (War Z) would release more fantastic content!

Wololo

RE6 is so much better than RE3.

So glad that bitch Aeris died and cant be ressed :P

This game's graphics suck!

Oh no Games for Windows Live is going away! I'm so sad. :(

PC > consoles!

I tripped on a pancake on the way to my computer and my big toe still hurts because of it! Darn maple syrup! Foiled again by your sweet sticky embrace!

XBOXO > PS4 > PC

Steam sale? not interested, had enough of those

Would you like a turn on the XBox?

Thank you.

hey i think one of the guys on our team is aimbotting, let warn him to stop or we will kick him out

"Call of Duty Ghosts is so awesome"

I'll probably buy this for my Playstation/Xbox...

who's mario?

We should pirate every Indie game ever created, they don't deserve our money, only big publishers deserve it!!!

"Wow, this HD remake is definitely worth the price. And this updated graphics looks gorgeous!"

"Tablets are great gaming machines"