List something a gamer would never say

"This game came out a day ago and I've already completed the single-player campaign, but posting the end on YouTube would spoil it for other players, so I won't".

"Oculus Rift? Nah, I'm a VirtualBoy guy, myself".

"i dont spam in the forum"

I beat 5 games a day

"Up, Up, Down, Down, something something, I forget".

€=$ is fair.

I'm going to sleep

Jack Thompson seems like a decent fellow.

Counter-Strike is for n00bs, CoD is for professionals only.

"I would never use RPGs in a multiplayer deathmatch. It isn't very sporting".

Anything that starts with:

"My girlfriend...."

"portal 2? the story sucks"

I don't think I'll play a game today.

I no longer like playing games and haven't been playing them for 2 months now, life is much better.

"If you don't stop sucking my dick, I'm never going to Prestige!"

I deleted all of my games so I can run my word processor 99x faster!

I love my Magic Mouse.

I Dislike using a mouse, i rather use the mousepad on my laptop!

Bad Rats is my favorite game.

Origin and UPlay are the best.

Uplay > Steam

That's it! I've finished my backlog!

"I'm almost done."

"E.T. is a great game."