List something a gamer would never say

"I'm jumping on Bowser and it's not working this usually kills every other enemy"

time to sell my PC for an xbox one

Super Mario Bros. sucks because of its graphics.

Games are too cheap.

"I have beaten every game in my backlog !"

Checkpoints system and single save per playthrough are the best ideas since pizza!

"Don't worry about it, everyone feeds a little when they start playing league"

"Hey, Hon, could you pick up some deodorant for me at the store?"

"Tetris and Counter-Strike are the same."

"Sorry guys! Gotta quit playing gaemz to hang out with my girlfriend."

"I've never tried Call of Duty". Has anyone here never played a Call of Duty game? I'm curious.

I never want half life 3 to come out as half life 2 completely wrapped the story up and tied up all lose ends.

"i should do the dishes before i go play"

"i just do it for the money"

"no honey, its ok, i can quit without saving, just put your soup opera."

"I think this game needs another layer of DRM, just to be safe."

"Going to pause this online game..."

"Sorry, can't have sex right now, raiding."

Good thing my saves are gone, it will be fun experiencing the game up to this point again.

"It's obviously [that violent game] which caused this horrible incident."
Insert GTA V, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Mortal Kombat, the list goes on and on and on.

The last hour of Mass Effect 3 was really fun...and what a great ending!

I'm sorry, your point is just as valid as mine.

Whats World of Wercroft?

Call of Duty is a great game

• (a gamer) She's, well, you know, like Lara Croft.

• Who?

"Playing video games via online streaming is a terrific idea, it's going to take over the games industry"

I cant say it, as im a gamer