List something a gamer would never say

"I like EA"

I enjoy getting less than 30FPS!

I absolutely love stereotypes.

I should buy a book instead of this game.

I'm so hyped for the next Angry Birds!

GTA? Isn't that a trail through the french part of the alps? (Grande Traversée des Alpes)

"No, no, no... I'm the n00b"

I hate play on full settings. :P

Good golly gosh I think I'll trade my pc in for an xbox one.

i have too many friends

Who let the dogs out?

Thats what a gamer would never say

Touch controls are the best ever. Mouse/Keyboard and controllers suck for gaming.

Im too OP, have some of my 133t gear

Wow! he must have indcredible awesome skills! so good it's better than hack! (no sarcasme)

Origin rocks, I wish all games were available via their amazing client with all the privacy it allows, beats steam any day of the week. EA really know how provide good support and the account security is user friendly as well!!! Pretty sure you wont see a gamer saying that not this one anyway.

Origin is the best thing ever.

EA is the best games company ever

Screw games i'm gonna watch paint dry

This thread brings the lols

"Only 1 quest for me today!"

"I love day 1 DLC!"

"Why would I want another game? I haven't even finished playing what I have."

"Keyboard and Mouse combo is SOO inferior to gamepads."

"Achievements? Not my thing, really. I'm in it for the experience, not to prove my superiority".

"Emulators? ROMs? Why I've never heard of these things, let alone downloaded them ever!"

"I use MAME legally since I own all the original cabinets to the games I play".

"These new releases are too expensive. I better wait a year or two for their prices to go down. No rush!"