List something a gamer would never say

Steam? Who the hell uses steam?!

A gamer would never say:

I love you

I know something a gamer would never say twice:

Candlejack

wow the xbox is good

I have never rage quitted before.

Just 5 more minutes -or- Just one more level. +Actually means it+

"I wish this game had more fetch quests." It's a great way to meet new NPCs though.

I have enough games for me to play.

EA is the best company ever!

Hey bro, did you beat Half Life 3 yet?

gf/wife: I brought over my lingerie model sister to have a threesome.
gamer: Give me a moment, just 1000 more melee kills with a plastic spoon to get the last achievement

Starbound sucks

That game isn't out yet? That's okay, I can wait.

A gamer should never say "I play all my games with mouse and keyboard coz PC MASTER RACE!". There's nothing wrong with connecting a controller to a PC! :)

I think one game is just enough.

"Why yes movers, you can load up my computer first."

"I'll actually get off after I finish this round"

I don't like pixels, it gives me cancer.

I'll only buy games I definitely want to play at the moment !

"I love MMOs that cost like AAA titles in addition to the monthly subscription fee"

consoles are better than pc

also "Whenever I have the chance I buy my games on Origin"

Who needs these games...? :)