List something a gamer would never say

I'm so glad that developers are working on the DLC before the actual game is released. Forget about a stable game out of the box, I would much rather pay an additional 30 bucks for Downloadable content that won't be released in months and just sit here watching this glitchy shit-fest crash every got damn 20 minutes. Don't worry about that one random rock that I always tend to step on and ends up making my character phase through the ground into complete nothingness, all I want is for you to do is let me pay for more costume set pieces so my character can at-least glitch off the planet in style. You guys are so considerate!

EA is the best

I love gay characters in Bioware games.

Did you guys find the lil hidden giveaway?

I don't care about Half-Life 3 never being released

"My favorite game is Superman 64"

Atari needs to get around to making a sequel to E.T. since it was the best of times for video games to date.

Been racking my brain at this trying to think of something that would really fit and finally remembered a conversation I had with a good friend about a month ago in which he actually said this...

"Half Life 3?? I didn't even know there was a Half Life 2!"

lets play on a console

i need to downgrade my pc

Half Life 3 is finally released.

"The latest COD is totally different from the last one"

I don't like watching porn.

I hope my computer break's when i pee inside it.

I'm going to bed early today. There will be plenty of time to play this game tomorrow.

Anyone else buy a Playstation 4?
XBox One is probably the greatest console ever.
The Wii U is truly the definition of next-generation gaming.
I wish more games featured RNG.

It's good that Red Dead Redemption wasn't released on PC.

Drat! You killed me again! Jolly well done!

I love pay to win games! It sets the difference between real dedicated players and amatures.

BrB my Girlfriend needs me.

Gabe Newell is the most terrible person alive.

Please take my games away im an addict.

Wow this 5 fps is sooo much better than Atari!

"Steam is the worst thing that happened to gaming."

Seriously, I randomly stumbled across a post on some forum that someone hates PC gaming because of Steam. Wow, just wow...

"I think that adapting my favorite game series to appeal more to casuals was a great improvement."