List something a gamer would never say

Going to work out then go for a hike, at 6 am every day

"I love seeing necro threads" :D

Also did you know you can get to closed steamgift threads using google? They never really die! Spooky stuff!

"Oh boy, a crash!" or "All my save files were deleted. That's ok, I was too far into the story and now have a chance to re-live all the game has to offer!" Also, awesome necro

Yeeey! My computer is restarting, because of Windows update!

Philosophyraptor logic here: if gamer says something about "gamer would never say" this won't be considered "gamer would never say" anymore?. xD :S

With image!!! :D

But anyways, "Why I need to be always online to play multiplayer, this is stupid!!!"

"It's just a game"

I hope one day chickens will play video games with us

Wtf is a pornhub?

"Skyrim? What's that... A new Region in Pokemon?"

"Google Plus makes Youtube better."

Yeah I've heard of Gabe Newell... He was.. um.. a famous chef, right?

Oh good another escort mission

Konami code? Never played Konami...

I love Justin Bieber

I HOPE THIS GAME RUNS ON GFWL.
That would be soooo cool.

I have a girlfriend

Something a "True" gamer would never say.

Im a true gamer..... I play in my xbox.

Half Life?Whot's that...

Why didn't I receive any CV after I donated a billion dollars worth of bundle games!?

I shouldn't buy any more games until I've played all the ones I already have.

Ubisoft has the right idea to fight piracy with their DRM.

Let's watch tv (instead of play smth).
I don't need new PC for newest Crysis.
Today I will watch movies.
I am too drunk to play videogames.
Today is Friday/Sunday, so I go dance to club.
I hope, that every time, when I finish game it'll have new DLC.
I need new clothes (of corse not, primary I need more games, better PC, new console).
I don't must take laptop, or portable console for holiday's.
I am boring.
I'll play any more videogame.
Who is "Gordon", Steve, etc?
I don't want that game /more games.

I love too many puzzles!

"Best response wins the internet? What is internet?"

Yay, finally got the newest GTA. Mom will love it.