i want valve complite pack bicus rick roll told me to

and bicus i havebt won a competision in my entire life :( (sorry i have bad english)

I would love to get these games because I've been moping around with ill-graphics of half life 1, I'd like half life source, and this is my only way of getting steam games because my sister is somehow scared of using steam. So it's up to you wether I get the pack or not, not gonna suck up to you like the rest of these guys. Thank you in advance, if you do choose me.

Also, I own the orange box and Portal 2.

And here's a little joke I've known for years, passed from my brother and uncle to me.

Three guys work at a construction site, one of them is black, the other two are white.

1 white guy opens up his lunchbox and says :

"Man, if my wife makes me another cheese sandwhich tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off head on to my death."

2 white guy says :

"Man, if my wife makes me another peanut butter sandwhich tomorrow, Im gonna jump off head on to my death, aswell."
the black guy, sharing the same suffering, says :
"Man, if my wife makes me another ham sandwhich tomorrow, I'm also going to jump off!"

The next day :

1 white guy : Cheese sandwhich?! That's it He jumps off the construction site to his death

2 white guy : Peanut butter? That's it! He also jumps off the construction site to his death

the black guy : Ham? That's it! Jumps along with the other guys

At the funerals :

1 white guy's wife , sobbing "If only I knew he hated cheese sandwiches..."

2 white guy's wife , sobbing aswell "If only I knew he hated peanut butter sandwhich..."

black guy's wife, sobbing the same "I don't understand... he made his own sandwhiches..."

Joke being, the black guy was so much smarter than the white guys, that he ended his own torment by cleverly making the same sandwhich over and over again. Hope you enjoyed it :3

Knee armors?

you want a joke? ill give you a joke..Not a normal joke neither a bad one Just a joke

A joke where in words That i writed with my hands.. A message That you read into your screen A message ....Codified into words that when readed give you just what your looking at... A Message Inside the message Theres a secret.. A secret that you may alredy know right? The secret that wonders arround in your mind Like an idea Well That secret is alredy know And by so You should choose me.. And unveil the secret

PD:In the message theres another secret yes:I own SOME but not all of the valve games i dont own about 3 of them

I must it :)
cuz ill became your fan , also idiot cuz everyone is lying :) Dr.House.
by the way the reason that u should (must) give me it that O: : cuz i must it.

thank you

Cuz I am a cat and I want a cotton ball to play with.
:>

A father walks in on his son looking at porn on the computer.

The father yells, "Hey, quit doing that or you'll go blind!".

The son says, "But dad, I'm over here".

Hope I win Altitude /fingers crossed :D

Because i want to see if the cake is a lie.

Would like runner up prize for getting second place in the least likely to win a game on this site for 2011.

Except Left 4 Dead as I have it and every valve game on the pc excluding portal 2, which I have on the xbox.

A man was filling an application for a job at a local employment agency. When he came to the question, “How long married?” he hesitated, and then put down, “24 hours a day.”

So I like the Valve games so much, so wanna have 'em all 24 hours a day =)

Note to everybody:

Everything below here has to follow the 2 new rules. Please read.

I already have all half-life, portal and i have TF2, so i may just run for Left 4 Dead.

i just don't want any of these games. don't send me.

ETD walks into a bar. A lot of the people leave the bar cause they know people will be start making obviously bad jokes.

That's the joke

a priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar, he orders a drink

This contest? Meh, i think it's racist. How should an armless guy write you down the reason he should get the game for? How is he supposed to write you down a joke for your own enjoyment? Sure he could use his nose, but then again it's too cold nowadays to smash the keyboard with your face, you know.

I have a very rare disease so i can't leave my room, i'll be very happy if i can enjoy the pack, while i sit in my room waiting to die.

Well, I'm writing in the next sentence that I want to win, so: I WANT TO WIN, and get dat thang!. But actually, I don't want to win. Really! I'm serious, see-> :l There you have it. What I actually want is becoming a runner up, because I'm more interested in Homefront and Tomb Raider. I mean, I already got HL2, HL2 Ep1, HL2 Ep2, HL2 DM, HL2 LC, Portal, Portal 2, Team Fortress 2 and what not. But I haven't got Homefront nor TR:U. I'd like to get Homefront because it's, at least when first looking at it, not the typical CoD-like shooter. But I may be wrong and it's the run, shoot, wait, run, cutscene, shoot etc stuff we are all used to since we first played CoD 1-8 ... If so, then I'd more like to get Tomb Raider, guess why! Her b++++ are so wonderful? Of course, but that's not what I meant, idiot trololo. Actually, it's the platforming gameplay. Let's check, what platforming games are there out there with decent graphics and some action in it: Mirror's Edge, er, well, what else? .. Ok, it's the b++bies, too. Man, they just look fantastic, especially when Ms Croft exits the water, you know what I mean ;O)

So, now we got some text up there, let's finish it with a joke: A horse walks into a bar. The barkeeper asks: "Why the long face?" ... ahahahaaaa ... ha... funny, ain't it? No, actually

To really finish, here's a sad little puppy underlining my desperate wishes: /ó.ò\

Why i should get the runner up prize Altitude : I just want an indie game you guys can have your big game tittles but spare the altitude for me . Also can people please stop pretending to be suffering from something so they can get the prize ? Its getting really annoying to read .

What's Zelda's favorite food?
A sausage Link!
no? I'll try again!
I played portal because I hate computers, and my friend told me I could kill one in portal, not because I wanted cake.
...I don't have a chance.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Maybe if i own all Valve games, Gaben will return my calls

Why i should get it
Maybe becuse i made alot of bad choices in gameing
and becuse many of the games of today dont have good story as the valve games like half-life. l4d.
there is Exclusive games for the ps3 and 360 but the pc was before them with everyting
alot of the gaming pepole are only playing call of duty and my parents wants me to be one of them
thats why i never got any good games like half-life.

couz we are poor?