Hah i tell you a good joke. Half-Life 3

I do own quite a few of these games.. (Counterstrikes and Portals mainly) but I would love the valve complete pack since I can't buy it here in Australia due to it having uncensored L4D2. (receiving it as a gift is still possible) Also I want to finally play the half life collection! Oh and I have NONE of the runner up prizes if someone else wins ;)

bcuz im c00l? :)

An 84-year-old man enters his doctor's office for an annual check-up.
As he enters the room he exclaims, "I'm feeling great, Doc! I've just recently gotten remarried to a 23-year-old woman and this morning we discovered that she is pregnant with my child! I've never felt better!"
The doctor looked non-plussed and replied to the elderly man, "Let me tell you a story... One of my clients is a devoted hunter of whom has hunted grizzly bears for over twenty years. Yesterday he told me that he once mistakenly grabbed an umbrella rather than his rifle before a hunting trip. He claims that he shot the bear with this umbrella by taking aim at the bear and squeezing handle of the umbrella. That he had killed the bear instantly and--"
The elderly man interjected, "--What!? That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear!!"
The doctor smiles at the man and says, "My point exactly."

Just a note: I have most valve games, but I'd be ecstatic with the runner-up prize Homefront.
Thanks for the give-away, ETD. And good luck to all of those entering! :)

I love most of valve games i already owe like L4D2, day of defeat source and half life 2 deathmatch and most of all counter strike source. Would be great to owe all of valve games (as of this moment).

so many people joined, so i won't. lol

I want it becausee

I need to brag about it :D

I would like the Value Complete Pack because it is my birthday. = D
Here is my cake as proof. -> http://imgur.com/Z6Nbw

Good luck all. And thanks ETD for the chance of a wonderful prize.
(Oh. And all I have from Valve is Portal.)

Harro! Mah name is Frog-X and I've been hooked on steam ever since the main games that my clan and I played in have since really gone downhill. Steam was more of something that we could all enjoy and play together since most of the fun games are pretty cheap and most could be gifted to one another without breaking the wallet.

However, some of the more expensive games are ones that I cannot get unfortunately. I have since been trying to get my hands on a prepaid credit card to no avail. not even joking. even the darn Walmarts don't carry them even tho they have them on the stupid website. so dumb.

I would love to get a hold of a Valve complete pack mainly for TF2 Premium and for Counter Strike Source. Both of them I have tried thru guest passes and thru the free edition and love them!

If you would pick this as the winning entry - that would be great as I can finally play some of the other games with my clan-mates.
Thanks in advance,

Frog-X

you should give me the prize
because i hate looking on trailers of portal 2 instead of playing this game

I'll just enter for Homefront. Not a joke, but it's funny. :)

The Shit List

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops --- a poopie!

Well I live in Venezuela, this is a communist country and here we cant use dollars and is imposible to get a credit card :( steam does not support our local money (Bolivares Fuertes) so I cant buy any game or any DLC or whatever :( the only game I got was a friend's gift so I'm pretty fucked up :( I dont have any valve games and I really like them though I have played half life, counter strike source and portal and I always wanted to finish them and play the others but has I said before I cant buy them :( so pleasee if you want to help a person that would really appreciate that valve pack choose me :/.

Thanks for reading this :)

Well, I'm poor and didn't get any Valve games over the GGP. That said, I don't think that I should get it. I have tons of games, and GGP was the giving away of free games, it's not really to complain about that. My luck in giveaways is generally crappy, but that's also just free stuff, almost any poor person can do it, provided they have the prerequisites to join. So I don't really think I should get it, I mean, I really just want it too have more games to play, there's no real reason I could give that would persuade you to give me more games for free with little-to-no effort on my part. Instead, I think the person who should get it is someone who got nothing over the Great Gift Pile, has never won a giveaway, has few games, and doesn't really win things often. Winning something such as this would sure be an overall courage and morale booster.

I has want this I is a troll? ;)

Also I have nearly all of the Valve Games btw, I'd be happy to only be in the runner up :)

Thanks Champ!

I would buy more games but I'm on welfare and food stamps don't pay for games. I'd like anyone of those games except for ones I already have.

If you watch this video you must be really tired before you look if you want it to be really funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxf-iVhlU0k&feature=BFa&list=FLU5bKS35mlAd8yRhDD7CkOw&lf=mh_lolz

bonus :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nYL7eDg1hI&feature=BFa&list=FLU5bKS35mlAd8yRhDD7CkOw&lf=mh_lolz

Because I get paid in postage stamps.
I'm entering for Homefront by the way.

Gymnosperm

I'd like to win any of the prizes because they all sound fun to play. I wish everyone luck.
My best but highly offensive joke.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He saw his gas bill.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjETUVZZGX4
That's me hunting for Your Homefront.

A mother and daughter party is being held. The children are told to discuss their names with their parents.
"Why am I called Petal Mum?", asked one.
"Because when you were a baby a flower petal landed on your nose", The mother replied.
"Why am I called Candy?", asked another.
"Because when you were an infant a lolly fell into your hand." her Mum said.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURH,GOOOOWHAAAURRRRRH. MAAAANOOOGOURH!!!' a child raged.
"Shutup Fridge!" retorted her parent.
:) I really want this pack. I'm dying to play all of these games.
Also for bonus laughs watch Benchwarmers. Its a movie.
Thanks for the giveway in anycase,

i have learn to never expect anything but still if i win I'll be very happy

As a plumber, I value my valves. I frequently go to thevalveshop.com and just stare and the pictures. Getting a complete pack of valves is a wet dream (pun intended), and I would love winning this giveaway.

On a more serious note, the only Valve game I want is Episode 2, so I don't want the grand prize. I don't have the L4D games, but zombies just don't do it for me. The prize which appeals to me most is Tomb Raider: Underworld, which is of course because it has valves (under water, or so I'm told), and that, for me, would complete the valve pack.

Besides, you're ETD and I'm ET3D, so we're practically family.

And no, I'm not really a plumber, but I play one on forums (when the need arises). BTW, wow, you won a lot of stuff on Steam. I just got a bunch of coals.

Since I already have pretty much all Valve games, I'd like to win one of the Runner Up Prizes because this is an insanely cute hedgehog
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/cute-hedgehog-6.jpg?w=500&h=378