:)

When I was in an airport in Tunisia , an American went trough the metal detector and the metal detector starts "BEEP" "BEEP", the security officer asks "Sir do you have in your possesion metal objects?" .
Answer:"I have balls of steel"

When Alexander bell invented the telephone he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris. =D

I'm a dwarf and i am digging a game
diggi diggi game
diggi diggi game

I want the game so bad, i will run on the road naked while eating cakes to get the games

You have to give it to me because....

Crack?
Im sexy and i know it (8)
Girl look at that body aahh girl look at that body ahh I WORK OUT (H)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE&ob=av3e
XD LFMAO this works but in video right? :/ but i laught doing it xdd

I could tell you a good reason why I should get it but at the same time i could tell you many things but which would sway your opinion to my favor more? there is no good answer for that as it would just make it seem like i am here for my own benefit and in the end i pretty much AM here for MY own benefit..

However i can tell you a little story as to why when i play mmorpg's that require teamwork that i am not allowed to be intoxicated before doing anything raid related..

okay so it's the night of my 26th birthday and during this time i was pretty heavy into WoW.. [bane of most relationships but whatever] i am seriously drunk.. been drinking for most of the day when i get a message on my messenger. i get "hey unholy why don't you come raid with us tonight?" i say sure alright but my text is slurred and there are typo's everywhere.. alright this should have been a clear indication that i am in no shape to do something like raiding or grouping with anyone.. but i go anyways.. i say to hell with it.. i'm bored and drunk and need something to chuckle at.

Alright so during the raid everything is good we are raiding molten core, and every so often i would wander off and get the attention of enemy mobs and drag them back to the group... now the others are not paying attention until they are swarmed with 3 or 4 groups of raid level monsters.. this happened four of five times until someone noticed that i was going the wrong direction.. now my directionally challenged ass did this for about 2 hours before someone finally asked me what was wrong over team speak.. mind you i had not said a word the entire time.. when they heard my voice and just how much i was slurring my words they asked me to leave so my idea of leaving was running and pulling the boss and 3 groups of targets and running through the group with them.. oh and to make matters worse i hit the button that brought a protective bubble over myself. which in vanilla wow that would make the monsters focus on the nearest target.. needless to say that the entire group was wiped.. but i didn't care because i was too far gone to care.

oddly enough they never took me with them again.. to me it was funny when i looked back on it.. but ya know it is what it is.. maybe they should make sure none of their raiders aren't so drunk that they pull unwanted groups of enemies.

[ EDIT: note: i own left 4 dead 1 & 2, Portal & Portal 2, and the half life series ]

Your generosity goes beyond all limits. You take pride in your work and perform everything you do with the greatest ease. People trust you with their lives. You're the shining light at the end of the tunnel. *It is this fate, I solemnly assure you, that I pray for you, when the time comes that you make your choice, and realize that there is no longer anything that can be done.
YOU are the great ETD.

The sentence with the * is based on Demosthenes speech to his fellow Athenians. None says it better then him.

i should get it because all ive got left is my girlfriend and she annoys me so much i need games to destract me :(
my dad died 2 days ago, my child died 6 months ago and my mother died 1.5 years ago :(

Give me a game, to build a dream on.

I gave many keys for demo to people I at least deserve a runner-up game.

I would like to get valve complete pack, because facebook ville games got bored

You know, I hate to use this but... Chuck Norris is my grandfather and HE REALLY WANTS ME TO WIN... I don't know if you get it, maybe he could explain this to you

I'll tell a couple of jokes :D

So, Master General invites to conference Poland, Russian, and American soldiers. They arrive, everything goes fine, and General gives them task, go and get here back with any kind of weapon. Alright, Poland comes with a single pistol, Russian takes Ak-47, American still haven't arrived. Your next order is put these weapons in your butt.. Poland screems and tries to put it in butt, then Russian laughs and screems, Poland asks Russian "Why are you laughing??" Russian: "Look! American comes with a tank"

Hedgehog walks through forest with big smile, and rabbit asks him: "Why are you so happy?" Hedgehog: "Just grass tickles my pe***"

When I was a kid, I was afraid of the dentist, he was a paedophile.

I want teh pack because otherwise my avatar will Eat you. No lies.

Since life is so confusing, this should clear up a few things:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KT_89gi2Dk

Also, only have 2-3 valve games. ;)

FUS RO DAH

If I get it I will cook a cake with the writing "ETD owns me" then proceed to eat said cake and send you a photo of it and me eating it.

waaaaaaaaaaaant

ONE does not simply write a funny comment to win a giveaway. ( You have to be a 9gagger to understand this :D )

It's not nice to make someone laugh before knowing them. Let me invite you to a restaurant, then we'll rent a movie, and then I'll tell you a joke. Only after that will we talk of this valve matter. I certainly hope we can fix it, I wouldn't want this to be our Day of Defeat since the Counter-Strike against this Source of Teaming Fortress won't work (don't tell this to the valve though, it's near its Half-Life. You wouldn't want to startle it or we're Left For Dead man, especially if it's the one closing the Portal).
You gotta be weary with valves... I lost many fine plumbers to them. But for the moment, restaurant!

i want the game so bad that i will build a house without door for me and the games to be together.just me and my wife, the valve complete pack

----====[ Why does a squirrel swim on his back? ]====---- ............................................................................................................................ --> To keep his Nuts dry :D