RELIGION is like a penis.

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.

A Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an Eskimo walk into a bar. Bartender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Number of entries is about to get insanier. Frankly, I'm just entering just cause. This seems like a lot of fun.

<jokes>
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.

Why did the horse cross the road?
To reach his Nay-borhood.
</jokes>
Thanks :)

I want the games because i used to be a stundent but then i took a PS3 to my house...

I want to kick your ass in L4D :33

Right after the holiday sale was over and the coupons were activated, The valve complete pack was still $49.99 for, like, five minutes. I was about to get it but before I did the price was changed to $99.99. If only I was a little faster... if only...

Half-Life
you can get to 100% health

now give me the games

-Before Marriage-
Boy: I have been waiting for this day.
Girl: Do u want me to leave??
Boy: NO!!!!
Girl: Do u love me?
Boy: Of Course
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me??
Boy: Never in my life
Girl: Will u ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will u hit me??
Boy: Are u crazzy..!
Girl: Can i trust u??
Boy: Yes..!!
Girl: Sweet Heart..!
-After Marriage-(now read from bottom to top)

Great contest mate- thanks. I already own all valve games on steam- so do you mind gifting me any of the runner up prizes- ideally homefront as ive played it and really like it.
Thx mate :D

My valve games lack L4D 1 and HL1 bonuses ( I own only the base game ).
I'd actually love to get L4D1 only, as otherwise it'd be a waste.

There was a day, long time ago, when I decided that I should install Half Life on my computer. It was around ten years ago. So I did.
People were saying it's the best shooter out there, standing taller than Quake or Unreal. So I had to check it out!
And it sucked me in. Really.
Valve got me there, they created one of the best games EVER. The story - it was awesome. The style - great. It's still hard to beat.
The Character. Gordon made me like orange more. (actually that's why my avatars glassess are orange, and not tinted-blue)
Years later came Half-Life 2. Maaaan, that was a game! Still cool. Now I'm waiting for Episode 3. (btw. people talking about HL3 are strange imo, Gabe Newell said once that HL2:Episodes ARE HALF LIFE 3 !) (ot : and CoD5 was to be the last of the series -.- )

I never played Opposing Force or Blue Shift, I'd love to check them out. To give them a chance, to get to know the story...

About Left 4 Dead. I'd like to have it to play it with my friend, who lacks L4D2 but has the first one. I think it'd be awesome to maw through hordes of zombies with my ol' friend.

That's about it. I hope you will like my reasoning and the short story.
GL and HF in your future endavours.
B.

I already own most of valve games, but still:

If you'll give me any game, i'll go Gordon Freeman on Gabe Newell, and beat the crap out of him until he announces Episode 3, :)

Oh, btw I know almost all dialogs from Portal 1 by heart :)

This will make you laugh.. Because.. um... well... look at your face your like WTF??? .... Umm...umm...u,,..................(Why did you look here there is nothing! YOU GET NOTHING)

(THIS IS FUNNY) ................

OH really??

(Chicken)

Darn balls

hehehe

The top person smells heheh ^^

umm bye :DDd

Hmmm why? well i've got birthday more 9 days [16/1]
and i would like to give it to my brother
^^

I have most of the VALVe games so good luck everyone, also thanks for the giveaway ETD!

Because the Canucks just beat the Boston Bruins :D

I only own Portal and Portal 2 and DoD:S from Valve >_>

I'm no good at writing creatively - but I made this as my entry :)

So I made this image

The reason I think I should win is simple; I love games - and eventhough the sometimes make me procrastinate - they also help my creativity.

I've got HL2, l4d and l4d2 already - and would be more than happy with tombraider, homefront or rush - if I was ever so lucky as to win. Eventhough I'd still love to get hold of Portal 1+2 - I'd rather see someone get the pack that can use it all.

id like it because ive gotta good joke...
This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?
I love all Valve games!

soo, a man enter a bar, he is alcoholic and that is destroying his family...valve pack...pleaasse...hic!

I feel lucky, I don't know why.. That's how i feel now :)
The reason is.. I think it would be nice++ to get this vpack [ I never had any pack :3 ]

I need Left 4 Dead to prepare for zombie apocalypse.

you should give it to me as im poor and i cant even get the daily game food and always crying becouse im so poor :D ok not really but still . Also you should give me it becosue i have skyrim :D

P.s great idea for a giveaway and good luck everyone ;D.

Q: What is 1ft long and slippery
A: a Slipper
and another one: Me winning a competition!
I only have Portal 1 from the free weekend :D