Just give it to me

OHH OHH! i already own most VALVe games.. BUT HERE I GO: Minnie cames to Mickey and said: Hey mickey we need to broke up. and Mickey said: ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY? and Minnie sais: Nah , Im Fucking Goofy . Also i would love to get Homefront because i loved the DEMO so much. +_+

I want it to give it to my friend who has yet to create a Steam account/get a decent computer. I've been working to make her nerdier and she understands most videogame in-jokes even though she doesn't play them xD

I've played tons of flash / and suffered the lash, / But my friends have played games of all kinds.

For they had the Steam / They didn't want to be mean / But all I had was Free-To-Play limes.

I switched from the flashes / To M-M-O clashes / But even that proved to be lame.

The item "must-haves" / Were all cash-shop, "too bad's" / And I had just the Free-To-Play frame.

I wished for some games, / Free, and not lame / But most of them are only the latter.

But I still have hope / For some fellow bloke / Is giving games above silver platter.

I do hope to receive / For I'll be quite relieved / If my hopes really do come true.

But I'll suffer defeat / If I don't get Valve Complete, / Well, at least the sky is still blue.

I should get it because ill give you cookies and make you a video and show all my 3700 subscriberzorz.
I don't own dat many valve games.

I probably dont get one of the games because i have no luck in such things, but i try it:

Joan went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," she said, "I've got big troubles. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. Am I going crazy?"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink, "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Joan. six months later the doctor met Joan on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? No way! Instead, I went on one of those 'Dude Ranch' vacations, and an old cowboy cured me for the price of a bottle of whiskey."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!
Ain't nobody under there now!!!"

If you give it to me, you keep one college kid busy with video games. A college kid with video games is better than a college kid with an underage.

Chuck Norris doesn't ask for games.
He gets them.

I didn't make this joke heard it off one of my favorite comedians brian regan: In a store I saw that Peanut Butter and jelly in the same jar stuff. What’s the point to that? I’m lazy but… I want to meet the guy who needs that. “I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.”

Already have the Valve Pack, so I would be happy with any runner up prize.
Surprise me! :-)

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
Hoping you're a Monty Python's Flying Circus fan...

Don't give it to me, I dont want it.

I have basically no games so I'm always bored.

I´m a chemist, but i know only bad chemistry Jokes, because all the good ones argon :)

A joke? Alright; My real names sounds like ''Moron''

I don't own a lot of Valve games.

And that's all I got, all I can do is be honest and say that the runner up prizes sound so much better.

So i can give all my friends the games i already own and of course like 5 on steamgifts

Will you marry me?

Because I refuse to make up a stupid sap story, unlike sooooo many people here -__-

Germans are the most funny people of the world!!!!

i need a cake for my party :(
thanks for this chance :D

Hmmm why I'm best candidate, to win games? Better question is - why not?! I'm propably the best mutha fakin gamer in the world. Day and night im fakin playah! Don't like buyin gamez, just winnin! I wanna have shootah and smash! But i got arron in knee and cant smash, only SHOOTAH THINGIES! ORCzz POWAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!1111111oneoneoneone

If I get more games, I will find girlfriend maybe.

So serious now... why I'm best candidate? I love games so much, thats one of primary things in my life. This objective (fakin playah!) is better, when i have new games to play. I love strategy games like Relic's Warhammers, and RPG's like The Elder Scrolls series. Thats my favorite genres. Im studying IT, and i can understand the beauty of games.

Someone can call me nerd, but thats my life and i like it.
Thats all, you monster.

Happy new Year

Even now my voice is reaching you throughout the world, hundreds of
despairing men, women, and little children, victims of steam that makes
men play and trade innocent games. To those who can hear me, I say
"Do not despair!" The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of the Valve Complete Pack,
the bitterness of a lost chance, which might not return at all. The lust for games
will pass, and your greed die, and the power it took from the players will
return to the players. And so long as bots die, liberty will never perish.

source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsgaFKwUA6g
Getting a chance to play Valve games would be so awesome! Hope you like my post :) good luck everybody & hf

gimme the valve complete pack or... (lol i can't write the message correctly), so i made a image with the full reply:
GIMME THE COMPLETE PACK OR: http://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu55/miziful/kawaiitruck.png