Well, it was my birthday yesterday and I didn't get a SINGLE one of the games on my list. :( So...there's that.

I never asked for this...

What do you call a singing computer?
Adele. (HARHARHAR IM SO FUNNEH)
But yeah, really want that Valve pack!

I'm not even entering... I'm just here to say the more you watch it, the funnier it gets:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

I would like l4d, I have l4d2 but it runs slow. l4d would run perfectly and i would love it.

here is a joke i made.

What did the zombie say when he entered congress? "Brains brains everywhere but not a bite to eat"

i do already have the Valve complete pack, but the rest seem interesting. your generosity is amazing!

So a bloke walks into a pub with a giraffe under his arm. Bloke sits down, proceeds to get pissed. The giraffe passes out. Bloke stands up to leave and the barkeep says 'Oi! You keep that lyin' there!" The bloke responds, "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

I once tried to join a tourette's support group. They told me to piss off.

"Skyrim guards are recruiting! thoug we do give equal chances, we prefer people with arrows in knees. this somehow makes it easier to be a guard when catching thieves, bandits, or even dragons! JOIN THE SKYRIM GUARDS TODAY!"

sorry, couldnt think of anything better :(
and I really want this so maybe this will give me a chance?

Give it to me because I have no Valve Games ! haha XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjbLYXnQmE
nothing more to say.

Not after any of the Valve games. But the runner up prize look interesting. The reason I should get a prize is because you should judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. So my question is, why?

Because,Muh!

Because pie.

Pie is great.

Pie is yummy.

It tastes well in my tummy.

There's flavors abound

they taste great all around.

But pie makes me sleepy night night.

(You were expecting something good?)

Because I've never played Half Life series, and I feel bad because of it lol

COUNTERSTRIKE:SOURCE VALVE GAME MAKES ME REALLY MAD WHEN I PLAY. ID LIKE A RUNNER UP

Just 9gag to laugh :D http://9gag.com/gag/1407805

Hmmm a valve complete pack giveaway? And I increase my chances if I can make you laugh? JOKE TIME!!!
Whats the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut the onion.
A man who's last name was Gay on a bussiness meeting and had to leave the airplane to let paying passengers on. The Flight attendent saw a man in Mr. Gay's seat and asked "Excuse me sir, are you Gay"? the man says "yes" and Mr. Gay comes and says, "no, I'm gay, I have to leave". Then 2 guys in the back of the plane came up and said, "Well we're both gay and they can't make us all get off".

Well, I should get the Valve games because, I don't really own very many games, I play as much as I can, but I don't have the cash. Also, I've never played Half-Life series, so there's that. I guess in the valve pack, there is the whole half-life series, right? I'd love to try it. I'm on a mac, so I would probably need to install bootcamp for first HL parts. Anyway, would be awesome to win. If I win, THANK YOU aaand I LOVE YOU! If I don't... Still, thanks for the giveaway, you're awesome! Not much people do things like that. K, bye.

Because it's really cold in Russia(

1. Boobs
2. I like playing games :)
3. Did I say boobs?

I already have All the Valve Games, Here to try for the others. :)

Something Funny.....Ummmmm......Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?........Nope, Got Nothing. :/

Ya, I'v got nothing....Wait, I got it:

YOUR MOM!

Thanks for the Giveaway! ;) (No, I don't get it ether)

first, i want to thank you for the giveaway.
I hope this is not tl;dr and does put a smile on your face.

i want valve complete pack because i love those awesome games (hl, hl2, ricochet). 6 or 7 years ago i was very young and i had not heard about steam and would not even dream about buying a pc game. however, i was playing hl, cs and other games with my friends at the local internet cafe. we were having enormous amounts of fun. i want that back!
currently i have some valve games in my library (cs, hl2dm, portal 1&2) so it's up to you what prize would you give me if i win. it doesn't matter to me. all that matters is that i had the opportunity to share a little part of my childhood with you.

here are some jokes (the video is hilarious):

scientists have discovered what a woman wants, but she immediately changed her mind

toaster: i want you inside me!
bread: that's hot!

guy: there's nothing nicer then an all natural boob
clever guy: you're wrong! two natural boobs are nicer

if you think 7 years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror ... try breaking a condom

wanna know what makes you smile right now? your face muscles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDODPF0zwyk

Tomb Raider: Underworld - The Movie! (Now with more Vampires' and Lara in tight fitting Latex)

Does the Pope shit in the woods?