I need help with my whitelist ._. (Freebie)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY

Unicorns!

Being whitelisted by a god would be the extreme life goal.

Too sexy for me, i pass

Would some physics entertain you?

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i feel lost :|

Sruff? :o What kind of stuff? I'm scared... :(

You should buy the nipple covers i told you (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

But I am the true jesus! :/

How about some music?

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Wouldn't Jesus whitelist everyone?

i love u, so... whitelist me

Hey Jesus. You look really sexy in this outfit.

So if you insist we can play from time to time... not too much... I'm quite busy... and lazy... WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE D:

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if there is still room i would like to get in on the whitelisting

thanks for the ga, sexy j ^.^

Would that automatically whitelist me into the sexy heaven?

Because everybody knows that sexyjesus needs friends in their whitelist xD

I dun like Smexymax.

Of all the iterations of Jesus I have ever seen, you are by far my favorite....and of course goes without saying, the sexiest.

It puzzles me that you feel the need to put people on your whitelist.

I just leave a comment here... Without any good content. Not like I can be bothered for more...

This

You want me to DO stuff? HELL NO, I AIN'T GETTING MY BUTT OFF THIS CHAIR!

To stay in love topic and cause I lack funny pics, grab some classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBv2iWZwm14