Hi there.
For you lurkers, YES there is a little giveaway here, somewhere.
And for those who've come for the internationally tainted curse words, here we go.

I love christmas and the loving spirit that it distributes. So, no offense at all, here.

Today, my main HDD died and with it around 400GB of pure good memory (pun intended) and joy.
You can imagine how that bothers me :P And yes, I did curse a lot today.
Sooo, to celebrate this .. awesome christmas I'd like all of you to share your most favorite curse words (that are NOT harmful to races, sexes, minorites - you get the idea!).
I'm in no way inclined to make it worse for anyone in the world (so no racism, sexism or other bullshit, PALEAAASE! yes, I've written it down TWICE :D).
Also I'm not exactly sure how censroship works for the admins, so... yeah.
But if experience has taught us one thing... then it is that a giveaway wrapped inside a NSFW post(even if hella-offensive) will stand.

Let me give you a headstart (foremost to establish a format :P):


GERMAN / BAVARIAN (yaaay...)

Gottverdammte Scheiße ("goddamn shit!")
Verfickte Kacke ("fucking shit!")
Kruzitürken no amal (probably "Fuck, you gotta be shitting me")
Sacklzement (probably "Fuuuuuck!")
Zipfiklatscher ("wanker", "jerk", "idiot")
Schleich di! ("fuck off, already!")
Himmeherrgodnoamoi-Kruzefixhalleluja-Sakrament! ("Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....")


Let's please keep this polite and funny/"funny", I'd love to see some seemingly strange languages appear in here. All in the spirit of Christmas, which is love, friendliness and friendship :)

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Balkan languages (Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian)

Jebi se (fuck off)
Sranje jedno (Piece of shit)
Picko (pussy)
Pederu (faggot)
etc....

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straya

fuck off shit cunt

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Fuck, fuckarse - courtesy of Boondock Saints and arsehat for me...

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let's learn italia!
vaffanculo = fuck off
vai fa farti fottere = go fuck yourself / screw you
figlio di puttana = son of a bitch
stronzo = piece of shit
testa di cazzo = dickhead
coglione = jerk/douchebag

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Indonesia represent!

I will classify Indonesian swear words into four categories:

  • Animal-based: ANJING (dog), BABI (pig), MONYET (monkey), KAMBING (goat), BANGSAT (bedbug), KAMPRET (small bat) are the most common. Works as an independent swear word (when your HDD dies... ANJING!) or as an insult at someone by adding lu/kamu, which means "you" (when a friend breaks your keyboard... BANGSAT LU!).

  • Intercourse-based: NGENTOT (intercourse), KONTOL, PELER, TITIT, BIJI (various parts of male genitalia), MEMEK, ITIL (female genitalia). Used as above.

  • Disability-based: BEGO, GOBLOK, TOLOL, DONGO/DUNGU (dumb) GILA, SINTING, MIRING (crazy) CACAT (crippled). Again, used as above.

  • Religious-and-spiritual-based: KAFIR (heathen), MURTAD (apostasy/apostate), ANAK HARAM (child born of wedlock/bastard), SETAN, IBLIS (devil), TUYUL (a child ghost, kinda), BABI NGEPET (uhhh, a pig demon incarnate?). Use as above.

Keep in mind that there are many regions and local languages in Indonesia; you get extra points for cursing in a local language! Telling a Javanese man "ANJING LU" will only get you so much of a response, but saying "JANCUK KOWE" will impress him so much more.

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In Greece we use fuck mostly (as a verb,adverb,noun, prefix,suffix, whatever :P), shit, cunt sometimes and we also swear a lot at the divine (which can't be accurately translated in English). Also the classic go to hell.
Fuck:Γαμώ(το) (gamoto) , shit:σκατά (skata), Go to hell (literally go to the devil):Άι στο διάολο (ai sto diaolo). I'm not going to translate more though. :p

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SPANISH: gilipollas mamón come pollas = asshole eats cock sucker. ;D hi from Spain

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Română
Să te ia naiba!(fuck you!)
Arăţi ca un rahat!(you look like a shit!)
du-te şi zgudui-o(fuck yourself)
Să-mi bag pula în noru' care a udat sământa din care a crescut pomul din care s-a făcut dulapu' în care a ţinut tactu prezervativu' spart cu care a futut-o pe mă-ta.(This is something wich i can't translate, only romainians will understand) =)))

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ROLF =)))

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u wot m8

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Vittu perkele saatana

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I have a tip for you: If you dont like being banned or hated or something when you swear, learn to swear more individually: Look at your table and combine two things you see, you post-it-gum!

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Español de Uruguay

La concha de tu madre
Boludo
Hijo de un camion lleno de putas
Pelotudo
Conchudo
La recalcada concha de tu madre forro de mierda

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Español (España):

Cago en dios hijo de puta que te follen

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"Blast you!" and "Go die in a fire!"

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Hi I'm Indian and my native language is Bengali .

here it goes xD --

খানকির ছেলে ( khankir chele )- son of a whore

বোকা চোদা (boka choda )- foolish fuck

খানকি মাগী ( khanki magi ) - slut

hahha xD

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i am from Slovakia and we have lot of curses, i will try to translate them in the correct way:

Pojeb sa (Screw you or Fuck you)

Si kokot (you are dick or you are asshole)

Sukin syn (son of a bitch)

Piča (there are lot of thinks which this means like pussy, whore, etc.)

Buzerant (there is problem translate, because bassically this means faggot or gay, but as insult it is similar to son of bitch)

Jebem ti mater ( I screwing your mom)

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Spanish:

Soborocoteame la cantimplora

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k

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With the sacrifice of this goat, I curse your future offspring.

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My personal favorite is calling someone a "Taint Licker" no idea why or where I came up with it but yep.

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