************ ******* (Drop your holiday spirit in form of cursing in your native language :3 )

Spanish
-Jodida mierda (fucking shit)
-Pajero (wanker)
-Vete a la mierda (go fuck yourself)
-Jodete (fuck you)
-Pudrete (screw you)
ect

One of the most often-used insults in Afrikaans is to call someone a "doos" (pronounced "doo-wis"), which is a bit funny because it literally means "box".

In Russian you can use "blya" and "blyat" in all cases (бля/блять). Just connecting words: you can glue together whatever words you want: everything is good.

Or for example you dropped a heavy radiator on your feet: the most reasonable word in that case blya/blyat.

You can hear pronunciation here translate, but do not take into account translation (it is wrong). More correct translation should be "whore", but I am afraid nobody in Russia anymore mean this translation. It simply a separate word with own meaning.

Here is a song from on Russian band (which normally use curse words for lyrics): song

They sing: Где бля наша с тобой ебля? = Where the hell (fuck) our sex (fuck as a process)?

Urdu swear words:
Uloo ke pathay=son of an owl (weird right)
gashti kay bachay=son of something (idk what gashti means but still a fun word to use)
lan kay topay=top of a.. you know

Hoser: Loser,
Ice Hole: Sounds a lot like asshole,
Luongo: Choking, failing when under pressure or at the most important times,
Puck Bunny: Generally refers to women (however I have also seen it used to describe gay men) who are attracted to hockey players, however it can be used with the implication that the person is "sexually liberal", not a real hockey fan, or shallow

andate a la mierda hijo de puta carepicha

Hyvää vittu saatanaa "Merry fucking shit"

Vitun kusipää, painu vittuun "Fucking asshole, go to hell"

Perkele (No translation)

Vitun huora "Fucking bitch"

Haista paska "Fuck you"

In Hindi :

• मादरचोद (Motherfucker)
• गांडू (Asshole)
• चूतिया (Fucker)
• कुतिया (Bitch)
  These are the common ones :P

chupame la pija hijo de puta 1forro de mierda trolo gordo maricon culo roto

*suck my cock whoreson damn 1faggot/cunt/bitch/sob/mofo/etc fat queer oversued pooper

asu = dog
anjing = dog
tai = shit
monyet = monkey
ngentt = fuck
goblok = idiot
kontl = dick
Indonesia -_-

I was raised only speaking german but there is one thing I adapted naturally from my family.
Kurwa mać!

first language i spoke is baby ! so in honor of that GOO GAAHHH GOO GOOOOO gahhh goo gaaaa XD (translates to, may your diapers be dirty for eternity!)

In Japanese くそ("kuso") means "fuck"/"shit"/various other swears I think?
くそくらえ("kusokurae") means "eat shit"
I'm also pretty sure ちくそ("chikuso") means "damn it", although Google Translate seems to think differently, so maybe not?

Not much variety, there, lol. I haven't gotten around to teaching myself many swears in Japanese yet.

French

Je m'en badigeonne les couilles avec le pinceau de l'indifférence ("I slather my balls with the brush of indifference")

We have that special word "jebať" you can add any letter before that word and it will mean (different) curse.
Ujebať, Zajebať, Prejebať, Najebať, Dojebať, Odjebať, Ojebať, Pojebať, Podjebať, Prijebať, Rozjebať, Vyjebať, Zjebať

I always liked "Me cago en tus muertos" (I shit on the dead people of your family). Also it can be served with more cursing, for example "Me cago en tus muertos, hijo de puta" (I shit on the dead people of your family, son of a bitch) and a lot of variations.

I grew up in America, but my father says this a lot (while wildly waving his hands) "bastardo stronzo vafanculo" (Italian) - Sorry in advance if offensive :)

View attached image.

If we had Linus Torvalds in this thread, he would go like:

"There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll
have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and
frustration with this crap."

I'm from Chile and I've always though Chilean curses are one of the most hilarious I've ever heard, but I can't say/write none of them. It's like I'm mentally blocked or something :<

Here's some more Romanian and the semi-accurate translations for you guys. Some sound awful but that's just the way we roll.

• Muistule (Cock sucker)
• Sa-mi sugi pula (Suck my dick)
• Cacat borat ce esti (You puked shit)
• Futu-ti mortii ma-tii! (Fuck your mom's dead relatives)
• Du-te-n pizda ma-tii! (Go in your mom's pussy)
• O sa te fut in gat! (I'll fuck you down your throat)

And, my favorite,

• Ceapa ma-tii! (Your mother's onion - literally that's what it means, "Your mother's onion")

EDIT:

Just saw the original post was from 9 months ago, hahaha. Oh well....

Yay, necro! "Zrobię ci z dupy jesień średniowiecza" (I'm gonna make the autumn of the middle ages out of your ass)

Necroposting, yay!~
Wait... No, мёртвоёбство. Yeah. Like that.

upd: I'm amazed by the lack of Russian curses.