For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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I need to invest in a wine cellar.

7 years ago
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to keep bottles of bodies in?
sounds like a waste for a good bottle.

7 years ago
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invite me dickhead

7 years ago
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Can i join ?

7 years ago
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Hi, invite me
Thanks

7 years ago
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Did you have problems with reading comprehension in school as well ?

7 years ago
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You better invite me to this dogshit you called "group" fuckin' oxygen thief

7 years ago
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Invite me

7 years ago
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Sir, you have offended me!
Please allow me to respond in kind by allowing me access to your terribly obnoxious and completely irrelevant group.

7 years ago
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I may have to give Murk a shotgun if people keep wanting to join.

7 years ago
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And what about me? I like shotguns! :(

7 years ago
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caught you

7 years ago
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OHHHHHH A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME

Congrats. :D
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7 years ago
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You always give me hope :<

7 years ago
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I was going to give you an AA Gun

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7 years ago
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Not bad, but AA guns are pretty limited when it comes to what you can destroy. I mean, what if nobody is flying? I need a ground-to-ground kind of weapon. Now where did I put the nukes?

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caught!

7 years ago
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Can this be claimed for the event?

EDIT: Even if it was possible I am a slow ninja!

7 years ago
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Yep, as long as I'm not referring to the event. :P
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7 years ago
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I'll keep my eyes on you for the remaining 38 mins!

7 years ago
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AA guns are pretty limited when it comes to what you can destroy

Not really, they use AA guns a lot in real life against ground targets. They are great for strafing Bears in the forest

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Huh. You learn something new everyday! Thank you Commissar, I accept your offer.

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If that fails we could always use more dakka

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Oh damn, now that's what I like to see/hear.

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No!

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Maybe?

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if you can drag bang the shriveled claw you use for wanking on the keyboard in between bouts, and invite me, I will send some stupid games I don't want to the losers in your group

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You look like if Luxy sat on Meow.

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As long as I don't look like I'm related to
your gene pool

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You want to apply marshal arts to this group?

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Who wants a game of Battleship?

7 years ago
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I'd be interested in joining your group please.
Thank you very much.

7 years ago
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Let me in and maybe my presence will make you and your band of inbred degenerates suck a little less.

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i'd love to join and destroy your group from within by making a crapton of GAs for terrible 1 buck pixel art visual novels. and anime games so you stay at home playing and fapping to big boobed japanese school girls forever instead of trying to steal my chicks and procreate in the real world.

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So far this group doesn't seem too unfriendly. I want in to see if you guys can do any worse. Disgust me!

7 years ago
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Worst group ever created ! Of course I want in !

7 years ago
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This batch was very German, and my inviting not very efficient.

7 years ago
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Stupid idea. Let me join.

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You lower the IQ of this entire site. I want in.

7 years ago
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Sounds like an idiotic idea, count me in faggot!

7 years ago
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invite me :)

7 years ago
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Hi, Can I join?

7 years ago
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fuck off you asshole,
I'm waiting my invite you piece of shit.

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