April 14th, departure of the deplorable (this is what happens when you throw math at a speeding Train, mashed potatoes)

The Train is off and running down its tracks now, it's speeding.
I will give you the starting point of it all, which just happens to be Bad Rats
It is Rad Bats because someone just had to be a rebel and pick a game I advised not to.
There is approximately 51 stops on this Train, with about 27 mashed potatoes worshiping it.
Basically every game that was asked for, including ones I need you to have too compete this triangle.
And a very special surprise bonus stop at the very end, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood.


Key drop for Bad Rats: Rule 34 limited collectors edition.
Steam key, million billion activation limit, enjoy. IEAIb-mZbCK-Y6eMZ


April Fools Day, lulz fired round the World (no potatoes were harmed during this science)

This space is left to make description with. I have an idea, no really, it isn't just a fart joke. Nor a badly constructed poll.

I have a Steam inventory with some really dumb games in it - http://steamcommunity.com/id/adam_zombie/inventory/#753_1

Pick one or two or even one not in it and comment below with whatever you want.

Later, at some time, I will hide some stuff inside some stuff, somewhere, and show how to properly make a shit post.

April Fools! It won't be properly made at all. So take notes, no really do not do that. Writing is bad.


April 2nd, the day of the Train (potatoes may have to take one for the team)

Now that we have gotten past the 1st of April and most jokes played are still fresh in our minds and sore on our butts.

I invite those willing, to partake in a Train of deplorable events.
You will play an integral part in conducting how this Train leaves the station.
Below is a link to a private giveaway, one containing instructions on how to purchase a ticket to ride.

And below that, are some images I found that this Discussion was lacking. Feel free to add some more.

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/H41zj/bad-rats-the-rats-revenge


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I never wash my hands after pooping, nice to meet you, shake my hand.

View Results
PotaTITS (like a potato, only with boobs)
PotaDICK (much like a potato, only with a penis)
PotaWATM8 (fucking foreigners)
PotaTUBA (not to be confused with a potato, because you blow in it, like a tuba)
PotaROOMBA (not anything like a potato, it sucks)
Potato (it had to be here, because there needs to be a control group to make science)

I'm shy, so I'll only pick one: The Bridge

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From the list: Warhammer 40K: Space Marine
From your inventory: The Vanishing of Ethan Carter (I already have Bad Rats so I can risk an other giveaway of it and this game looks very nice)

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I wanted to be shy, but end up being hesitant, so I pick both - Shadowrun Returns and To The Moon
Edit: got To The Moon, so it's Shadowrun left. Back to being shy.

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Shadowrun Returns, Killer is Dead - Nightmare Edition, The Vanishing of Ethan Carter, This War of Mine, The Potatos Principle

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Shadow Warrior Special Edition! I am choosing you!

Thanks Adam for the GA(s) :D

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  1. Delver (because cute)
  2. Outlast (because creepy)
  3. Shadowrun Returns (because... cyberpunk?)

P.S. This game reminded me of you. I am terrified.

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I am also terrified :O
And oddly turned on at the same time :)

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NaissanceE, Warhammer 40K: Bientôt l'été, Edna & Harvey: Harvey's New Eyes,
UnEpic, Outlast, Torchlight II, Shadow Warrior Special Edition

Damn I'm greedy. Or damn that's a lot of games I want. One of those. Probably both. :P

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Bump 4 Bad Rats

Also, I vote for Mount and Blade.

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  • Outlast
  • Torchlight II
  • UnEpic
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CAAAAAAAAARLLL!! WHY ARE THE HANDS MISSING? WERE YOU CRAVING HANDS AGAIN?

  • Titan Attacks!
  • Shadowrun Returns
  • Toast Time
  • Heavy Bullets
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sssssssssssssssooooooo? when will the train leave, I feel like making another two or three genocides in a couple of minutes if I have no ticket to ride with...

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4 days remaining

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/H41zj/bad-rats-the-rats-revenge
I would figure Saturday night or Sunday night. Depending where I am

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wait, when the heck this thread changed? i'm confused. i'd remember that last gif, since it's from where i live. so it must be a recent change. or maybe not. is this thing still going on? if so:

  • 1954 Alcatraz
  • Heavy Bullets
  • Warhammer 40K: Space Marine
  • Edna & Harvey: Harvey's New Eyes
  • Mount & Blade: With Fire And Sword
  • Deponia

picked so many games? if so ignore any of them other than warhammer. speaking of warhammer...

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If it was over with, it would be closed discussion. Silly banana, this is science, it may last for awhile.
I mean look at all the categories too choose from and switch to.

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I mean look at all the categories too choose from and switch to.

is this sentence supposed to make sense? either i'm sleepy or you're drunk. either way it's fair to expect this thing is over. i mean when you're sleepy, you knowalenaengtaekawmfhnmhv... and when the op is drunk it's even more alenaengtaekawmfhnmhv...

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It is okay. I will find some music to help you sleep. Sleepy time mood music

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For the next train, I would like to vote for NaissanceE, Road Not Taken, and Shadowrun Returns.

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So, ummm...

Torchlight II and The Talos Principle.

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I read that as Nope and Bad Rats.
Okay, notes written down for your vote.
Thanks.

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when i read this option "PotaTITS" for some oddly reason, i think of Glados

and i pick Space marrine

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Betrayer, Torchlight II, Tropico 4 Steam Special Edition, S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky

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W40K, Stalker, Magicka and Shadow Warrior SE

dont forget Potat**** argh, ouch
helpppp!!

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Maybe five?
Shadowrun Returns
Road Not Taken
Delver
Shadow Warrior Special Edition
Outlast

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Closure
Danmaku Unlimited 2
Road Not Taken
Shadow Warrior Special Edition

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This war of mine, or Outlast... Both supposed to be good games! Also PotaTUBA ftw!

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bumping the thread!

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That's a (or is it those are?) lot of Bad Rats and Suicidal Pigs you have there.

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I am in a good place, that place is good.

Super Splatters
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/8Jdyb/super-splatters

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I am headed out to the Beach bar, I added some private giveaways below.
Enter them please so someone can win, or nah. Does not matter really.
I just wanted to bump this discussion up and felt I needed to pay too do that.

Cook, Serve, Delicious!
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/92E5E/cook-serve-delicious

QP Shooting - Dangerous!!
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/WjMJo/qp-shooting-dangerous

Wings of Vi
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/TFQdf/wings-of-vi

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Woohoo, you decided to go outside! Hope you enjoy the scenery if you know what I mean :)

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It didn't last very long. It is getting really windy and looking like rain. So I bought some drinks and came back to my home. That is what I get for leaving. :(

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A kind bump or some participation in this discussion would be thanks enough - http://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/zEHkw/first-there-was-flatulence-then-silence-and-that-is-the-sound-of-forgiveness

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Sorry to threadjack but where has Llama been? Is he on vacation, too?

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You're asking Zombie, right?

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Well, you or Zombie. Whoever has the answer. You both seem to know Llama pretty well.

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Edit: I don't have the answer, unfortunately. I'm not very close to him, contrary to what most people assume. :P

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nice dodge from cia.

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What the hell am I paying you for? How hard is it to keep track of a llama?

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You're not paying me at all.

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Of course I am! Why else would anyone allow themselves to be talked to like that?

:)

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Guess I should stop talking to you then.

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You know I'm just messin' with you, right? I am a little concerned about Llama, though. I feel like we should form a search party or something. For all we know, he could be lying in a ditch somewhere, broken and battered.

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he could be lying in a ditch somewhere, broken and battered.

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Tuuuuuuuuuumaaaaaaaaaaluuuuuuuu! Don't quit me!

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I have no idea. He has me blacklisted on here, we don't get along at all.
Not even friends, can't say I even know the guy one bit. I hate Llamas, they spit.

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Aw c'mon, man. I've heard you guys chat on TeamSpeak. And didn't I watch a stream of Llama playing Gauntlet with you and Bain?

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That must have been a different Zombie. We tend to all look & sound alike :p

And no, I don't know where he is. Would like to though, as I want to put together a gaming event.

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Wow, what are the chances that the zombie I confused you with also has a drinking problem proclivity? Or is that something else that all zombies tend to have in common? :)

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Bumpity boop

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Closed 9 years ago by AdamZombie.