[img]http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/r2d2_costume.jpg[/img]
Feel free feel wrong for laughing :D

i will donate 50% for poor people!
(dunno how i will find how)

Dear ETD,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you give me this pack,
I will love you. <3

Also I have no option to purchase the Valve complete pack on Steam. :(

i'd like to be a runner-up for left 4 dead :)

my humbly offer are these sites. you might know already some of them, but those you don't will make you laugh for a long period!
http://nerfnow.com/
http://www.cad-comic.com/
http://harkavagrant.com/
http://awkwardzombie.com/
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss

i hope you'll like them :)

allright so i got most valve games, not interested in them, however the rest sounds good so I give it a go with a joke. May inspire You to select Me for a runner-up.

Did You know that..
if You add a letter to the word 'Mom'..
and change the rest..
You get 'BEER' ?

(sounds better in my language.. meh.. maybe You like beer as much as I do and have a laugh.)

Once upon a time (November 11th, 2011) evil scientists from a faction known as Bethesda released a virus, a disease, but not a disease that the infected people would hate and want to get rid of. It was a disease that people liked. It was called Skyrim...
Once released, Skyrim was spreading really fast. People got even addicted to it. Some even got the brain damage and retardation.
Symptoms were very bad ones. For example; Constant playing of Skyrim, and arrow to the knee jokes. Other developers were trying to make a cure for this virus. But none of the games that came out could stop the addiction of people. But there was one faction that had the cure and they didn't even know it. It was Valve. They didn't try to bother to make cure. They were simply searching back and trying to use their old game as a cure. And when they finally found it...They made the pack of games that can cure you and called it Valve Complete Pack. And so people got liberated from the evil virus called Skyrim.

But, Valve games are the viruses themselves >:D

What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?

A croaking device.
:)

i just want homefront and left4dead :) there is a joke!
what is the difference between a blonde woman and jail? JAIL HAS MORE CELLS! ! ! HAHAHAHAH
funny hah?

I should get it because i am gona play and love them all! :D

I would like to get this game pack, because I dont have it, and there are cool games >:o
reasons to get that pack? hummm... Ice-Cream :D (and cookies if you want too)... there is a cake but GLaDOS has it

If i m the lucky one it will be the first time to win something :).

If i won Valve Complete Pack, i'll really appreciate this award!

http://bi.gazeta.pl/im/2/6219/z6219192X.jpg

He will be sad if i don't get VCP :<

Because I still think that the protagonist of Half Life is called Morgan Freeman

im going to counter the strike, its the shift of the power, im gonna play like deathmatch and half your life in one hour, gonna get lost on the coast while im opposing the force, someone left me 4 dead while i was portalling to the tower, attacking the fortress in team, were gonna source out the combine, cause we live in city17, today is the day of defeat.

I dont think that made any sense but I tried, good luck to everyone :D

Roses are red and violets are blue i want that valve pack so gift me till noon x) SURPRISE butt SaXs xD

I dont know what kinds of jokes you like but i have funny video. Local TV have conducted an interview. They ask young man:

-How are you going to spend the New Year's Eve?

-I will play game.

-What game?

-TOMB RAIDER!

All movie you can watch in this link, but it is in Polish language:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgnsIEptsCw

Because I want to give it to my cousin who has no game and always asks me to play. Sorry for my English

Oh god... IM NOT CREATIVE ;_;

I already own most of the Valve games, but I would love Homefront. The storyline really interests me, especially with Kim Jong Il passing away recently. [Insert whining about not winning any giveaways here].

In regards to making you smile... All I have are depressing things, and I'd rather spare you the sob stories! I did pick up my kitty from the vet today after she spent a week in ICU and just getting her home and normal again, with many cuddles and lots of meowing, made me so happy! She has this really odd obsession with licking plastic bags >.>

Crazy cat lady away!

EDIT: Christ, have fun reading through all of the posts

because I'm a sexy ass dancer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9gClKjp1ik

what happens if a donkey has sex with a snake? ... belt appears

nak nak nak... rules... nak nak

I'm a young filmmaker and I'm shooting my first documentary about Schist Villages in Portugal starting next February 8. I'll be travelling around 6 villages for 2 months (shooting ends at 6 April). For that time, I won't have time to be with my girlfriend and I can't play any games online. Due to the fact that I spent all my money on reservations, food, lodging, and most of all, new equipment, I find myself without any entertainment to spend the chill nights. Since I'm a FPS fan for a long time (I've been playing them online since 1997), I'd love to get Homefront.

Sure I could buy the game with some effort, but since you're giving it away and I have to save all the money I have left for the upcoming travelling between each place, it would be great. If you don't believe me, here's the link for my Crowdfunding campaing to raise monetary (among other types of) support for the documentary: http://vimeo.com/32463695 (it's me on the video and that village is one of the 6 being featured on my documentary).

If you give one of these games, I'll make sure to give you a shout out on my next video update about the documentary (I'll be keeping a vlog during shootings). I hope you help me pass these long night I have ahead of me, thanks in advance!

For a bonus, here's the second video I shoot at Talasnal, another one of the villages I'll be at: http://vimeo.com/33497929

I hope I'm lucky enough to get this. Also, thanks for being a great fella and giving all these games for free!

Because I live in Siberia, Russia - in which I should be obligated to do one of those "In Russia, game gifts you" joke, but will refrain since it's just poor taste. Good luck to everybody else. :)