Official last movie you saw thread

Blade Runner. I like Harrison Ford is this movie than in the Star Wars original trilogy. His resting/neutral face seems more fitting in Blade Runner's gloomy, damp setting than in Star Wars.

The Emoji Movie. It was Inside Out, but worse and more cringe. Would recommend it to younger audiences though.

The Negotiator was a cheap homebrand can of spaghetti that was still worth it. The situation that Samuel L. Jackson and Kevin Spacey were placed in was more interesting than what info was actually being found out about Danny's innocence. And without those 2 leads, it probably wouldn't have been worth the watch.

By dawn's early light

King arthur, legend of the sword or something like that. It's really really really really bad. The script it's really simple and predictible, plus takes you for stupid. The acting is pretty weak with the exception of Jude Law, although he hasn't anything memorable, tho. There are several stupid scenes, like one hundred evil soldiers scared of three (3) dogs, elephants bigger than a mountain and David Beckam.

2/10

The emoji movie
0/10

• Furious 7 2/10
• Furious 8 2/10
• Alien Covenant Furious/10

Ring 3
Rings was already the title for the 2005 short movie that seeked to connect the original American The Ring to its otherwise not direct sequel.
Therefore i just refer to this as Ring 3.
Ring as always been an Half dead franchise.
Verbinski´s Ring wasnt super popular to begin with. From that point on, the budget got smaller, the studio´s only expectation right now is that the publicity will be enough to make a few pennies off of it
Budget: $25.000.000
Gross: $27.766.716 (USA) (17 March 2017)

I can't really describe Ring 3 plot wise, either than a segway to a more creative movie (Video is mass shared through social network), while this is Ring 1,with different characters
At this point i would be fine with Dark Vigilante sending the video to every criminal and delinquent for is wife´s murder, while some detective is following his trail or something. i would even take Samara Vs. Liam Neeson

So you know, some teens watch the video, get the 7 days phone call, or you know a courier to your house, or a raven with a message. It's important that Samara sends you the memo.

its overall poor, but some aspects are beyond imaginable.
The dialogue was off to say the least.
It was more of how the writter keeps track of his story, rather than how people act and react to events.
John Galecki plays trope teacher, as opposed to trope unfunny nerd
Despite aiming to be suspenseful, the editing makes sure you dont miss a thing, removing the mystery out of it. Actually the only thing not forced feed was in the trailer...believe it or not the trailer gives away the endinng. Making this a spoiler free movie

this film rates an absolute zero… BRRRRRR! 0/10

1933's King Kong
A really awesome movie, good script, visual effects (for the epoch) and better than much actual movies. A classic in all meaning of the word.

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The Bye Bye Man
The most ridiculous title since famous child molester, Victor Salva´s Jeepers Creepers.
Typical death chain of events that originates from saying the name "Bye Bye Man" without cracking up.
-Dont say, Dont think, dont...
-Say what?
-The bye bye Man...Fuck, you doomed us all!

The issue above is one of the worst aspects with this idea. i understand, they wanted a situation where teenagers don't actually believe in the urban myth, and are rather investigating some events. But the amount of people that unnecessarily and stupidly get killed in the middle of this investigations is absurd.

It wouldn't make a difference, there is material for about 40 min, the same as one episode of a normal TV series

1/10

It was "Don't Breathe" .. was pretty good tbh.

Pitch Black

Batman and Harley Quinn
Let's play a game. Return of the Caped Crusaders is a camp humor for the entire family, this is a PG 13 Dark Batman. Guess which one has fart Jokes? Both
Not the worst, but definitely not something that passes as an intended comedy, more like some executive decision after Caped Crusaders
5/10
Resident Evil: Vendetta
Even Paul WS Resident Evil was better than this. I just want something set in the same universe, like RE7.
Im tired of this characters, im tired of Action, and im tired of this semi realistic CGI with fake facial expressions. Chris Redfield does look real, but he is also a generic looking man.
2/10
47 Meters Down
Worse than the Shallows, at least that movie was gorgeously shot. Yet, if im putting things into perspective Jaws 3D is still worse
One hell of an ugly movie though, you don't even need to be a photographer to notice the huge amounts of empty space in the picture.
The movie does become bearable underwater, but prior to that there is no real depth to these characters, less so than Blake Lively in The Shallows, as cliche as it was atleast there was a something to that character, why she is there, what she does, atleast that is of some importance, even if small and predictable
0.5/10

Conspiracy

Outland

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 and it was damned good. :3

Invasion U.S.A.

I'll be watching The Delta Force later today. I like these Golan-Globus movies very much. :O

Munich

Demain / Tomorrow (2015)
A documentary with some examples how we can change our communities. I was blown away how many towns and cities are in transition.

Baby Dricer definitely awesome ride it was :D

21 Hours at Munich

Hentai Kamen: The Abnormal Crisis

The sequel to 2013's Hentai Kamen, Still a superhero parody movie, but overall a lot less inspired than the first one. So it ends up being thoroughly mediocre.

Sorry for long post. The new Amityville came out, not worldwide apparently but i was excited to watch it...WAS, i think i changed my mind

The Amityville Horror
The Amityville horror movies are in the wrong order. Starting up with the Lutz who have a more friendly and safer story.
It's very hollywood esque and like even the most of the better ones, it eventually becomes overused, its all a collection of tropes that still live to this day, with paranormal activity and James Won movies. It might have been a classic back then, but it sure didn't age well
5/10
Amityville II: The Possession
Though it is never mentioned by name its inspired by the Defeo murders.It shows the occasional family dispute and domestic violence turning into something much worse. And the italian director was not afraid of showing any of the violence and incest, from the original Defeo family. Ofc here, the house is indeed haunted.
7/10
Amityville 3-D
Some things never change, if a movie advertises itself for being 3D, or any marketing gimmick, it's because they know anything else is worthy of showing. What is perplexing is that the original trilogy was composed by big name actors and directors, but the script was for most of them weak.
2/10
Amityville: The Evil Escapes
The evil spirits hide in some ugly lamp during some exorcism, quite literally an exorcism, the priest shout the same words from the movie Exorcist.So this ridiculous object (visually and conceptually) finds its way to a new house.
By moving through the current as if it was electricity? except i'm not quite sure myself, some object work on gasoline like the chainsaw, and sometimes the electronics dont come to life, most often the buttons or switchs turn them on.
It's worse but it's less boring and more charming than the previous installment
3/10
The Amityville Curse
I've watched less than 30 min of it. Its like a really bad soap opera version of Amityville
0/10
Amityville 1992: It's About Time
I own this, im one of the few people who seems to enjoy Tony Randel´s movies. Quite honestly, bless his heart, he was a decent director that only did schlock, and no idea was ever deemed as too stupid.
He does commit some awful technical mistakes, but i think that title compensates somehow, i mean "Amityville 1992: It's About Time" is a work of art on its own, it not only makes it the 1992 entry in the series its also a better tagline than the real "Evil returns with a vengeance"
And, it adds some much needed lore, like an haunted clock that was apparently owned by none other than, Gilles de rais...because why wouldn't it?
6.5/10
Amityville: A New Generation
Stopped 20 min in. Can't even remember anything about it
?/10
Amityville: Dollhouse
Same deal, every single item in that house was cursed. It goes in a different direction near the ending. Which is pointless, these movies dont even follow the original that well, let alone the 9th installment in the series
2.5/10
The Amityville Horror
Full circle, Somewhere between the Lutz and the Defeo family.
Problem is, spirit does not take advantage over a fragile family. They are a perfect hollywood couple. And so the first 30 min aren't that important. Very thin plot and characters and a shit ton of jumpscares
4/10
The Amityville Haunting
saw 20 min of it before i turned it off. I think it's a worse thing i've seen, like a really really bad YT found footage movie
0/10
The Amityville Asylum
Asylum is a Hospital,
a hospital built on amityville grounds
a hospital built on amityville grounds, built on gilles de rais dungeon, built on indian grounds.
asylum is haunted by the lutz,
haunted by the lutz, haunted by the defeo, haunted by gilles de rais, haunted by indians
ASYLUM IS SHIT, AMITYVILLE IS SHIT
0/10

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