Bundle giveaway contest - Winner picked

Got raped by pedobear, now we rape together

a Head-Crab had sex whit my mouse so it broke when there was just 1 day left to buy the bundle

Diablo sucked my soul out, then I got out thanks to Guild Wars BWE gods. So I noticed it just now.

Got into a car crash. I'm now on my deathbed, hoping that I can play all of the Bundle-in-a-Box games before I die.

I actually bought it but my little sister (she's a lil'gamer and i'm proud of her) wanted it sooo much that i've gifted it to her.

I will tell you why i didn't buy the bundle...
Once upon a time, in the night of Friday the 13th.. i go to a minimarket to buy some snack and soda, later then i feel something wrong when i'm in the minimarket. There's nobody except me and the cashier, and i just feel awkward.. It feels so cold inside, then i just want to make it fast, i grab everything i want, and go to the cashier. I can't see the cashier face, i don't know why but he not facing me, i though he just don't want me to see his ugly face haha. But then, after he finished check the prices, he turn around.... and.. and.. AND IT'S FCKIN JASON VOORHEES !! i though he is only an urban legend !! I can't move, i don't know why, why body feels so heavy, and then he take his Machete, and he's going to cut my head !! BUT THEN ! i waked up because a fckin pedestrian took my wallet when i'm drunk and fall asleep on the street..

I was busy studying for my exams when I got bored of studying, so I took a look online and lo-and-behold! Bundle-in-a-Box was out! Just as I was preparing to buy myself the adventure bundle, The Biggest Car You've Ever Seen came crashing into my house!

I was hurled sky high! Flying 150 mph, broke every bone in my body, and was swept into a long coma. It lasted until the bundle was over.

When I had finally come to, a great detective happened to have investigated everything quite thoroughly, and found it to be a case of deliberate assault upon my abode. He had come to the conclusion no policeman would ever come to, because he is the main character and he's special.

And now I must feel the pains of not being able to enjoy the feeling of puzzles and mysteries until the next bundle comes along. Hopefully without the devastating destruction of both body and home.

You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Because I was caught, on my righteous journey, by Cydaea. The Mistress of Pain then turned me over to the Lord of Terror. Diablo was then grilling my arse for what it seemed like an eternity, before I managed to free myself, slay all the ancient evils and rush to my PC to buy the bundle. Unfortunatelly, in Sanctuary they only had electric sockets for 3 pins, while my PC has a cable with 2 pins. Since there was still time to buy the bundle, I amended the town portal scroll, to teleport me to my home. I plug in the PC, turn it on and head online. When I am just about to click buy, an electric discharge, from one of the slain enemies, comes through the town/home portal which I did not close and turns my PC into a pile of useless magnetized metal. To be positive, I can use the PC-magnet on my next adventure so I don't have to look for coins and all the armor and weapons, because it will be automatically drawn to my PC.

Thank you all to everyone who entered. I had fun reading all your posts! :)

By the way, who won the story key giveaway? Anyone know???