What are your dirty little gaming secrets? <<GA>>

• I think the dong physics in Saints' Row 3 & 4 are hilarious. Male character, maximum sexiness, no clothes, and just watch that pixellated censor go.
• It's strangely fun the Deus Ex games to go around and stealth-kill everyone in a crowded area, including civilians and NPCs
• Oh, and speaking of Saints Row 4, the character I built for my first playthrough was named Captain Juggalo. He can still be found on the My Steelport section of saintsrow.com, because of reasons.

(hey, this is dirty secrets, not unpopular opinions. )

• I played Candy Crush

I don't mind cheating in Single Player games as long as it doesn't affect other players (so no cheating score tables etc)

The main reason I play most of video games are storylines. I may play a game in genre I hate as long as it has great story.

I think Steam Levels, Backgrounds, Emotes, all profile customization are the most stupid thing ever, but I don't mind it that much because I make loads of wallet monies by selling cards ;p

I do enjoy playing hentai games and have a big library of them ;p

Wasteland 2 is more Fallout than Fallout 3, NV and 4 put together.

I occasionally play hentai games for a laugh.

Also, speaking of games played for a laugh, I downloaded the demo for Imagine Champion Rider on the PSP, and discovered that when I named my horse A Hard Cock the dialogue in this game for little girls turned into something amazing.

First my character admitted to her uncle that she was tired because she was up riding A Hard Cock all night long.
Then he started talking about how much she loves A Hard Cock.
Later he went to teach her how to pet and stroke A Hard Cock properly.

At that point I died laughing. I am very immature.

Can't play Mass Effect because main character walks too slow

1. I think action games are boring.

2. As a fan of adventure games I can't but mention that Syberia is a mediocre point-and-click game, one of the reasons for decay of the genre in the 2000s and simply the most overrated adventure game of all time.

3. Anime is cheesy, phony and really irritaiting.

4. Authentic horror adventure games are about creepy atmosphere, not about this endless post-Penumbra modish running & hiding from monsters. That's called survival horror, not horror adventure games.

5. Deponia's humour is totally tasteless and just not funny (maybe it gets better, just couldn't make myself go on after first several locations).

6. And the last but definitely not the least: piracy is not actual stealing, and it's ok just to download a game from some torrent tracker if you really can't afford it. Hello blacklists, yep.

I like Bioshock Infinite much more then Bioshock one and two
I think Undertale is just average, and I feel like I wasted my money on it.
RPGMaker games are my guilty pleasure
I've never played a rogue-like game
I've been a console gamer all my life and just started PC gaming
My favorite Zelda game is Twilight Princess (then Majoras Mask)
The story is the most important thing in a game for me. If the gameplay is bad, I will still love it if it has a good story.
VN games bore me :(
Most point and click games bore me :(
Uncharted 4 was fantastic, but the story was a huge let down for me.
I hated the way Uncharted 4 ended.
I love stealth but I am horrible at it
I own The Last Of Us, but I've yet to play it because all the hype has been annoying.
I can't play horror games alone. I'm a wuss
Telltales: The Walking Dead is one of my favorite games. The Walking Dead 2 is one of my least favorite games.
I am in love with choice games, even if the choices are pointless. (looking at you LIS)
I have so many games sitting in my library that I'm excited to play, but can't because I have a horrible pc :(

Bastion wasn't very good
I regret getting Journey for PS3 because it isn't fun and the music wasn't any good.

• moba games are trash
• undertale was boring
• uplay and origin arn't that bad
• evolve is the best game from the last 3 years
• skyrim is mäh

Skyrim is incredibly mediocre

i used achievements unlocker on team fortress 2 but NOT payday 2

Let's see...

Fallout 3 was complete garbage imo.
Far Cry 3 was seriously over rated.
Final Fantasy VII was not the best of the franchise (VI is).
TES IV: Oblivion was fun for about an hour, the main story sucked. Shivering Isles was awesome though, long live Sheogorath.
GTA IV was extremely dull, never finished it as a result.
GTA Vice City was better then San Andreas.
The first Left 4 Dead was the best one.
WoW was/is seriously over rated.
I have the BioShock trilogy and have never played a single game in it.
I'd still play CoD Modern Warfare (The Original) today if it wasn't packed full of hackers. Nothing feels better then walking out of a match with a 5.0+ kdr and 30+ kill streak.
I've never played Half Life games, Mass Effect games, Tomb Raider, Assassin's Creed games, Dragonage games, etc etc etc...

I don't own any CS game
I don't own Dark Souls 3 even thought I really want to(Yes... kill me pls)
I was a ps2 and 3 peasant
I spent way more time modding skyrim than playing it (btw I pirated it back then to my steam hours aren't accurate)
I think that LIMBO is fucking shit and way too overrated
My brother plays minecraft....................................................................
I got a the division for free! but on uplay so I never bothered
Battlefield and COD are fucking shit (Except Cod 4 and mw2 for the campaign)
Dark Souls 2 MLG Montages make me laugh so hard
Sniper elite games are way too boring and stealth focused
I think Em is way better than pac, does that count?
During 99% of the tomb raider reboot I was watching her ass tbh

The only one I can think of is that Saints Row is not that good, or maybe I'm just tired of it.

I have an obsession with creating body piles... I go out of my way to drag and stack every body. I believe it started in the original Deus Ex. :( Not sure why ... In real life I'm neither murderous or organized.

I love Fifa and buy it every single year since 2002 (When I was 7)

I hate Anime even though I've never even watched or played any, just seen gifs and stuff and looks like it would annoy me. I also think less of people who love anime.

I thought Bioshock Infinite was quite bad and I thought the ending was pretentious and annoying.

I think people over react an incredible amount about bugs in games, I even managed to play through Arkham Knight with an Athlon 860k and 750ti absolutely fine (Also thought it was 100% best in the series)

I think people over react over DRM things like Uplay which I find absolutely fine and never had a problem with

I think Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare looks incredible (I'm still not buying it though because of the whole MW4 thing)

I won Left 4 Dead 2 in a giveaway and tried playing it four times (twice by myself and twice with friends) and I think it's up there with the worst games I've ever played

I also hate MOBA games even though I've never played one

I really like the new Star Wars Battlefront (I also think Episode 7 is my favourite Star Wars but not sure if that's unpopular)

I think Steam backgrounds and stuff (the things you do with the trading cards) is purely for vanity

I didn't like Grim Fandango

Think that's all

Edit: I also love Watch Dogs like it's seriously so good (Even though I hate Aiden and think he's a prick)

I have preordered quite many games (actually I'm planning to preorder Deus Ex Mankind Divided soon :/) even after the Arkham Knight mess. Actually I preordered XCOM 2 and haven't even touched it yet. I dunno why, it is not like the digital copies would be sold out in these cases :D

Also I actually liked Mass Effect 3, it wasn't perfect but I felt like I got nicely the amount of joy I paid for. I didn't cry at the end of the Telltale's Walking Dead season 1.

Don't kill me, but I forced myself through Half Life 1, and never finished Half Life 2 because boredom.

• I think people were too harsh on Duke Nukem forever. It doesn't deserve the hate.
• I enjoyed Huniepop a lot.
• Pokemon Go is kinda boring.
• My origins as a gamer was an avid RPG (JRPG) fan, but now I find i fizzle out and quit playing most JRPGs nowadays.
• I never liked Castlevania until Symphony of the Night. Still don't.
• I've played very many Fighting Games, but I'm not very good.
• I had worked in the game industry on a specific game series for 8 years. I've always hated that particular game. Still do.

I cheat in video games.

Pokemon is dead to me since Pokemon Shuffle

Life Is Strange and Gone Home are SJW trash

I bought Watch_Dogs on Steam on the release date.

I am trying to get copies of every game I have ever pirated

99% of Japanese games these days are awful.

A game could have the best story in the world, but if it isn't fun to play, I couldn't care less. (Uncharted, Heavy Rain, Modern Telltale, etc)