"The main rule when drinking whisky is, of course, that you drink it just as you like it. But here are a few extra tips from me:

Aroma: Swirl the whisky around the glass and take in the aromas as they are released. Don’t poke your nose straight into the glass, as all you’ll pick up is alcohol;

Taste: Take a nice, long sip and let the whisky feel its way around your entire mouth before swallowing;

Finish: A good whisky should linger like a fond memory, and you will still be feeling and tasting it for minutes afterward."

best advice i can give you is

when ever you get a hamburger at any fast food. you must ALWAYS buy french fries with it, and squish all the fries inside the burger

it will always make both foods taste 10 times better

Best advice:
Don't put in..... you know what this video will explain everything.

don't eat yellow snow

Don't sweat the petty things ... and do not pet sweaty things.

I wonder why no one post it before but:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgb_tD7Q5_w

The best advice for all you having some problems :

"If you love your lady then here's some good advice
If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice
If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast
So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass

Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that lady right
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
She won't put up a fight

If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys
When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes
Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean
She'd really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem
Then you can
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that dancer girl
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Just like Ron Jeremy would
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Use your spit for lube
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Screw her poopie tube

Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song)
Don't be afraid to get some peanuts on your dong
Hit her in the shitter
Gotta treat her like a critter

Treat her like a critter
Fuck fuck yeah
Treat her like a critter
Woah, she really likes it
Treat her like a critter
Yeah, my little slut girl
Treat her like a critter
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
She likes it in the ass
Ooh yeah yeah yeah
"

Only drink in company.

Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody do the dinosaur.

Eat before binge drinking.
Vomiting is not necessarily a bad thing, but it's still best done in the privacy of your own home.

Measure twice. Circumcise once.

Be Yourself. Unless Your a Llama. Then be a Llama.

Always lean to the right
Huehuehue

i got one, let the good times roll :)

edit: if someone already said this, i hate you... or i love you and am just really confused

Ejaculate then evaluate

Don't listen to the others

NEVER be "High as F#%k" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2spZ-NDfS4

There is no vagina around thats thighter than your own hand

except dogs.... dogs are apparently really tight

Don't sleep with an itching butt or you'll wake up with a smelly fingers..

ON TS 3 RIGHT NOW AND IT IS SRZBZNZ

Don't make threads when you're drunk. People will take advantage of llamas.

But then you'd never make threads...

So, my best advice. Record more songs with Bain!

Oh wow.

"KISS MAH ASS".

That's some bad advice from Queen. #Linda

don't be silly, llamas have a life full of rainbows and no worries, you don't need advices, you're a llama llama, don't forget that

Potato is an option, right?

different hole

best advice i can give. never answer the voices in your head people think your crazy if you do.