to quote Outkast ´´Whats cooler than being cool ? ICECOLD! ''

Who is Jon Snow's mother and why it is Megatron? Well, ladies and gentlemen, I doubt I can present you the answer to that very question, thus it remains an enigma in our universe and the orbit of our planets. You may be wondering why, considering that the answer to this is up to imagination, meaning there is no wrong or right answer. For all we know, Megatron could be Jon Snow's mother because of some crappy Games of Thrones x Transformers fanfic I'll probably never read, much less accidentally stumble onto. However, mere speculation does not help anyone, meaning I'm just wasting my time and the character limits on these comments, so I'll cut right to why I am the wrong person to answer this kind of question.

The reason why I cant answer this question for you today is easier to understand than most of you might think: I've never had the privilege to watch Game of Thrones, nor do I watch Transformers cartoons these days. This means I know nothing about Game of Thrones' lore, or what's considered canon in the Transformers franchise.

Therefore, I can safely say that I may never know who John Snow's mother is, and why it's Megatron. Ignoring the urge to make a comment to point out that the idea of a Transformers character is the mother of a Game of Thrones character, I am not pleased to announce that you might be asking the wrong guy this question, but there's sure to be a Game of Thrones/Transformers geek out there in this cold, heartless, empty world that can answer this far better than I ever will. Hell, I don't even know whether these characters are actual characters in their respective canons, or if they're fan-made characters.

Lyanna Stark WAS The father and she loved to have intercorse with big ass robots from outer space, and then the boy that knows nothing was born from his shiny metal ass
Also this is me, i think i am cool enough.

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Not entering giveaway, but.... Im cooler than Gendo Ikari, Evangelions and Space Marines combined :D

Well you see Eddard Stark was really drunk at that pub. Everyone knows that beer goggles make anyone extremely attractive and distorts their true appearance in the eyes of the drunkard. A damaged Megatron was trying to interface with the technology of the day which there really was none, when Eddard came up behind him mistaking Megatron as a lovely prostitute. Megatron needed local currency to get information from those that would not succumb to torture (training dummies) so he just went along with it. 10 months later he seen Eddard Stark drunk again at the pub again so he kidnapped a baby and gave it to him telling Eddard that it was his son and that he must tell Megatron all the secrets to the non-energy driven technology so that he may harness it to leave the world.

Jon Snow's mother?
You would believe this story
It all began few years ago...

In a little town called Kuluhanga, there was a rich family..
But the daughter of this family didn't feel happy about that, because she almost never met her parents
One day.. Once she old enough and ready, she ran away from her house
After she did that, she just didn't know what to do afterwards
But luckily she just met two random people
They named themself as Dart Vader and 0ne as numb- I mean ninja
They adopted her like their own child and trained her as a skilled ninja Jedi

One day, a shark came.. but it wasn't an ordinary shark. "He" called himself as the AllShark the ruler of ocean
He warned her about a robot invader race called Derickrolticon
They wanted to invade & troll other planets
Their leader called Megatron
She believed every words that out from his mouth
So, she told all of that info to Dart and 0ne
Soon after that, all of them just go to the space to attack Derickrolticon's base before they reach the earth
After the intense battle, they barely survived
But then, "It's a trap" voice come out from nowhere
"Y-You, I believed you!"
"Ahahahaha, no one tell you to"
It's the AllShark!
All of them really weak and couldn't fight in that condition
But suddenly...
Goku came out of nowhere "KamekameHAAAA" and quickly disappeared
AllShark died instantly, same with Dart and 0ne, but not for the child
In her last moment, she summoned a giant peach and threw it into earth

That's where Jon Snow came from
And he still knows nothing
The end

xD

The identity of Jon Snow's mother has been the main reason for the delay in the latest book for the Game of Thrones saga, The Winds of Winter. First, you need to look at all of the subtle hints that have been layered throughout the novel and picked up on the TV show.

I would like to have everyone pay close attention to the first image posted below . You will notice the dark, automated metal everywhere yet there is no real reason behind it. We all know that there are subtle hints through every inch of Game of Thrones on HBO. This may be the biggest and most overlooked one that we have seen.

If you look carefully and pause it exactally 19.245 seconds into the opening cinematic, you will find what is the second image posted. Proof that Optimus Prime once ruled King's Landing. As we all know, thanks to this wiki Optimus Prime dies, alot. Megatron after killing Optimus Prime, took what was his and ascended to the Game of Trons as seen below . The rest of this story is a MAJOR plot line to the 7th book in the series and I cannot say anymore because of the NDA I have signed. In fact, this may have been too much but I believe the truth should be known.

EDIT - Also, just wanted to share this page for those who have never seen it before.

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I'm his mother and father.

DEAL WITH IT

I was cool but took and arrow to the bla bla bla :(

Because Megatron was dating Stark which was rather common knowledge but it was before the first of Megatron's series of sex alteration surgeries. It was only after the 11th one that he ended up a neuter after giving birth to Snow, Aria (yes Aria too), Harry Potter and the Himalayan Yeti. During his 7th sex alteration surgery he managed to wake up during the surgery while being in "between" sexes. Having an abstract epiphany of sorts, Megatron had sex with itself, resulting in the birth of two twin ponies of the opposite sex, who, some years later, in turn would reproduce like rabbits and become the main characters in the "My Little Pony" series.

im chilled

Actually Megatron, of the house Decepticons is a faceless robot.
During the dragon age, she was sent back from the future to kill Bulbasaur.
She killed him, but sadly R'hllor resurrected the pokemon pretending Bulbasaur is the new Azor Ahai (for the night is dark and full of terrorsⓇ)
Megatron was exiled for his failure. She went to Braavos, where she learned how to change his form.
Then for some reasons, disguised has Lyanna Stark, raped Rhaegar and had a son.
She was tired of Westeros and Essos, so left her son to Eddard Stark, went to Braavos and she built the Titan of Braavos*
And left asoiaf universe because reasons.

*the Titan of Braavos is an ancient decepticons technology, but that's another story (Transformers 14 - Robot vs Dragon zombies with tits)

I only have experience with what I've gleaned from Michael Bay's Transformers movies that I've only seen bits of when my brother watches them. The only plausible explanation for why Jon Snow's mother would be megatron is that we are all living in a deranged man's fanfiction. Its actually a relief to arrive at this conclusion. I suspect Megatron made mechanical love to a Terminator using a USB 2.0 thumb drive shaped vaguely like a snowman. Nine months later Jon Snow was born.

I'm finishing 1st season.

I can't write essay, but I like Jon Snow ;)
Hope they will be more zombies who he will be fighting with :3

she is the mother of jon snow because she is the archenemy of noj melting (and we all know melting isn't cool) and that can also explain why she is metatron since john melting is just a useless dumbass fan of transformers that drive metatron insane by talking about his grandma diapers that he totally sold on the net for buying his shoes that he needed to stalk metatron as he had to run fast to catch a giant robot. Sadly the crazy metatron just crushed the jon melting and for revenge gone fuck the first man call snow (as snow is archenemy of melting of course) and it was jon father. His father couldn't resist such beatiful robot and cable and all that oil and decided to give a child to metatron even though the traumatism of being raped by a giant being made of metal was still engraved in his spirit and flesh. Cool story bro right ?
by the way i am too cool to count, so here a pics that show the 300 characters

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cool af right here

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Jon Snow and his mother Jon has 3 letters like KFC, KFC is beloved by blacks black is a color and color In England is spelled Colour the u in color stands for Uranus Uranus is a planet planets are circles and circles are like tires tires go on cars car has 3 letters and there are 3 sides to a triangle and the transformers are cars..WAIT WAIT WAIT Megatron is a tank but he is aslo a plane so he can be a car and Megatron has eyes and if he got shot in one eye that eye would be but in that triangle so... Jon Snow's mother is Megatron and they are illuminati confirmed.

Jon Snow’s mother is Queen Rhaella, that is also mother of our beloved future queen Daenerys know as Dragon Mother, Daughter of Death, Bride of Fire, etc… In an unofficial visit to Winterfell Queen Rhaella wanted to find out the true about a myth well known around Westeros. The size of the D was bigger in the North! Sadly the Lord Paramout of the North (I will refer as king from now on) Eddard Stark couldn’t help her at the moment but promised that one day she would see the true behind this big mystery. After the revolution that made Queen Rhaella and her beloved son and daughter go to Dragonstone, the King of the North made a visit to her. In that cold night where our Queen was feeling so alone and depressed, Stark couldn’t resist to bring a little white in all that darkness that surrounded her. There is a quote graved in the stones of Dragonstone that say: “In the North the D is B.” Searching for what this could mean, we found out an ancient book written by the maid that was helping the kids where she say: “And in the stones the beloved Queen wrote her opinion about the D of the North, where she classified with a B so maybe is not so big as expecte… wait… so this is what the B means.” The rest was burned but we can see that the myth was in fact real. So after that you may ask: what happened in that night? We only know that 9 months after the Queen gave birth to Snow and Daenerys. In shock with the appearance of Snow, that was so different of Targaryen line, she knew she had to get ride right away of him. So the maid got the kid and gave it to the King of the North that took care of him. Sadly Lady Catelyn would only take care of him if he was taken as bastard and It was. To cover all true about the Targaryen they told he was a kid of a serving girl named Wylla. So in fact he is twin of Daenerys and they will meet in some years in Westeros. And yes in fact he is Megraton and that is because at 7 years he got raped and burned by the Lord of Fire. The King of the North not knowing what to do asked for help to an immortal scientist that lived in the East, Sabiens Kojima Hideo Doctorus. He had a top project about bringing back people from the death land that only the King of Westeros and the King of the North knew. So he took the rest of his son body to this genious who with artificial skin of other kids, that they cut down around the village, they brought back Snow. But his inside… oh his inside… is not human, but 100% robot and that will be discovered soon for all of you, mere mortals living in Earth and not here in Westeros, when Snow will fight the Robots as Megatron Rex.

You see, Chiasm, love is a special thing. Love is when a young Lord from the North meets a sentient robot from outer space and have a child together. They had a lot in common, Eddard Stark and Megatron. The both were great warriors and they both led rebellions, but they both have their differences. And when two lovers can overcome their differences to create a new life, well, that's just special.

OR. Ned got drunk in a bar and knocked up Megatron. You choose.

Bullying is not cool. That's right, I'm so cool I ignored the rules and went straight to the giveaway. I don't play by anyone's rules, not even my own. Quoting Family Guy is cool but whatever.

First we need to say who megatron and who jonny snowy is. Megathor is mega robot that was born in ejaculation of justin bieber and the rest of hamas on a poorly drawn pentagram that made it look like a jewish cirucumsition. Thefore megatron is not only Jony snowy's mother it is his own father and oil. Jakob Snowy is an Irish cheeky cunt that is acting like an absolute biscuit faggot. He was born when someone says <-- 2cool4essays on an essay made essay. So jony snowflake was born about 69 hours ago so it means only that he is 4 years old and has been thrown out of window at least 6 and a half times.

m rebel. not cool & opened the thread. who cares who z mother of whom..they all gonna die by the end of the series. mother is already dead so GRRM have only half more work to do