April 14th, departure of the deplorable (this is what happens when you throw math at a speeding Train, mashed potatoes)

The Train is off and running down its tracks now, it's speeding.
I will give you the starting point of it all, which just happens to be Bad Rats
It is Rad Bats because someone just had to be a rebel and pick a game I advised not to.
There is approximately 51 stops on this Train, with about 27 mashed potatoes worshiping it.
Basically every game that was asked for, including ones I need you to have too compete this triangle.
And a very special surprise bonus stop at the very end, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood.


Key drop for Bad Rats: Rule 34 limited collectors edition.
Steam key, million billion activation limit, enjoy. IEAIb-mZbCK-Y6eMZ


April Fools Day, lulz fired round the World (no potatoes were harmed during this science)

This space is left to make description with. I have an idea, no really, it isn't just a fart joke. Nor a badly constructed poll.

I have a Steam inventory with some really dumb games in it - http://steamcommunity.com/id/adam_zombie/inventory/#753_1

Pick one or two or even one not in it and comment below with whatever you want.

Later, at some time, I will hide some stuff inside some stuff, somewhere, and show how to properly make a shit post.

April Fools! It won't be properly made at all. So take notes, no really do not do that. Writing is bad.


April 2nd, the day of the Train (potatoes may have to take one for the team)

Now that we have gotten past the 1st of April and most jokes played are still fresh in our minds and sore on our butts.

I invite those willing, to partake in a Train of deplorable events.
You will play an integral part in conducting how this Train leaves the station.
Below is a link to a private giveaway, one containing instructions on how to purchase a ticket to ride.

And below that, are some images I found that this Discussion was lacking. Feel free to add some more.

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/H41zj/bad-rats-the-rats-revenge


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I never wash my hands after pooping, nice to meet you, shake my hand.

View Results
PotaTITS (like a potato, only with boobs)
PotaDICK (much like a potato, only with a penis)
PotaWATM8 (fucking foreigners)
PotaTUBA (not to be confused with a potato, because you blow in it, like a tuba)
PotaROOMBA (not anything like a potato, it sucks)
Potato (it had to be here, because there needs to be a control group to make science)

Chooo bump! I almost missed it.
Chooooo thanks AdamZombie :3

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waiting for a Bullet Train

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Very extensive train Zombie, wish I had been a part, but more for everyone else I guess.

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I got burned by PotatoTOTS on day 1

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Yes. But both of those games you recommended for that giveaway are actually in this one & you will be able to enter at some time.

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Darn...missed the train.

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It is more like a spastic rocket ship, going in all directions and shapes of a pyramid schematic. Ending in a boom and hopefully lots of words thrown around near the end. A complete mess of chaos, just the way I like it.

You really didn't miss anything.

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Opps! I just spent a doll hair on Dragon Age™: Origins, Peggle™, Dead Space™ 2, Command & Conquer™ Generals + Zero Hour, and Medal of Honor Allied Assault™ War Chest

The first person to bring me a .gif of funny lulz of a Monkey either painting with a squished banana or doing Monkey things, that actually makes me laugh.. Wins the Origin key to that list of games above.
key will be sent over Steam messages

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100 doll hairs? That's a lot of doll hairs.

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a

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I was quoting the movie! Though, yes, it doesn't fit very well in this context.

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You again!!

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I am here.
I am there.
I am everywhere.
I am Alpha Omega.

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Stop hanging out in the little boys room

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Where else am I supposed to do my business?

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Your taste is as eccentric as ever.

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Says the cannibalistic hobo eater.

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In retrospect, if I did end up eating the hobo, which I didn't do, I would've actually "won" that sick game. >:

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You still can win it, just try your luck with evil Dyscourse trivia - http://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/e05Di/trivia-news-flash

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I just might attend. ;3 But since I type slow, I already know how it will end for me.

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It's a ping battle most of the time. I've attended the last 3 and only got credit for 1 question lol

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A definite loss for me. But I really might still attend just to watch. ;3
No, I am not a sick voyeuristic cannibalistic person. D;

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Pointing it out just makes you seem more guilty.

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Ah! DD;

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If you did eat the hobo, would you be able to live with yourself?

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I would have shared the meat with other adventurers, including you and Bill. Yes, I would have been able to live with myself knowing that I did a good deed of keeping others from getting hungry as well. T__T

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I do not support cannonballism.

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I guess I'll enter

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On that second image, I was actually hopeful the monkey was going to stick its finger in the dogs butt.
I was prepared to laugh. But I did not, thanks for entering though.

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My turn :)

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Finally someone with some good monkey shenanigans. I almost laughed, maybe I did. I am not sure yet. I will have to look at them again. Thanks for your contribution. I will be back on later to decide what is happening.

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I feel like you're teasing me with the key. It's right there..I can almost taste it...

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That last one got me. Okay, I will add you and send you the Origin key for those games.
Thanks for the laughs.

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I just fell off the train. I must have blacked out for a little bit and when I came to:

  • My browser had at least a hundred tabs open; many for the same giveaway.
  • There were scribbled notes in front of me with names of games and all sorts of arrows criss-crossing between each other; it appears to be my handwriting.
  • Blood was pouring out of my nose; both nostrils, equally.
  • My pet goldfish will no longer look me in the eye; what have I done?!?

11/10 would ride again! And I'll come back with more points. Mark my words, I'll be back.

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Oh yes, you will be back.
It isn't even over yet, still need the end surprise.
And thanks for riding this far.
Next trip is being pieced together as I type.

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Steam Key - Dragon Age: Origins

Just bring me a .gif of something you find funny!
First to show me something new, or make me laugh, will win it.
key delivered over Steam messages

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This is much better with the sound.

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I know but the limits of technology :(

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webm

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I'll look into this. but for the mean time it's not a gif though

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Still priceless.

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I've gone down a slippery slope of youtube videos in the last 15 minutes.

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Good. Japanese pranks are the best.

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Gaki no Tsukai
Prease allow me to consume some more of your time.

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I've seen this and I love them! Still waiting for year's subs to finish.

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LOL

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Never seen that before, so I will send you the key.

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Thanks Zombie!

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btw, i was wondering have you seen This movie ? it's fucking briliant.
A scene from it (yep she's holding a finger - and the cake, thats fingers too):

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Yes, I have seen that movie. It is very good.

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Steam key - Dead Space 2

Bring me a .gif of a Llama doing something really stupid or funny.
If it makes me laugh, you win.
key surrendered over Steam messages

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I did get your message btw.
Just knew you could do better.
As you just proved you could.

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This one is also cool :D cause llamas roll that way.

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No one wants Dead Space 2?
Because I am not laughing at these.
Try harder or I will eat this key.

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There aint no good gifs with llamas, this picture is good thou.

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FINE!

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But you are correct. I could not even find anything funny.
Well I did, but it wasn't even a Llama.
And the Llama I did find, just looked stupid. :(

I will send you the key for setting me straight and making me search for nothing.

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you should have asked for donkey gifs, i remember one video that a donkey tried really hard to rape a man :D

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Yes I remember that video, thanks for linking it to me, very funny.

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I also remember that video :D hahaha

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;_; <--moved to tears by the stops on the track Thank you so much!

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Just because I feel I must, here are some quick giveaways.

Frozen Synapse Prime
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/9GGFX/frozen-synapse-prime

Shattered Planet
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/kupFo/shattered-planet

Skulls of the Shogun
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/gXi97/skulls-of-the-shogun

Enjoy.

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Just added in another full Origin key to the already 1 being given away. So that is now 2.
Here is where that is happening - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/S4fKw/squishy-the-suicidal-pig

And if I can math right, that must mean there will be more real giveaways added to this post at some time.
Most likely when I feel like going through the trouble of making them. Just not right now.

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And I must now feel like it. So enjoy the giveaways!

Dragon Age: Origins
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/tcmIy/dragon-age-origins

Dead Space 2
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/yhCXo/dead-space-2

Bejeweled 3
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Er7kp/bejeweled-3

Mass Effect 2
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Af7I2/mass-effect-2

I have no idea what is even happening.

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Bump for some more GA's :)

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Oh damn. Totally missed these. Haha, whoops.

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Might be more later.
I have not made any decision one way or the other yet.

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That's cool. I can't be awake for everything now. ;)
Just finding reasons to bump you.

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bump for the potato

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Bump

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Fast bump

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^tip

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just the tip?

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yes :)

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what, what is this?... =0

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is it to late to just the whitelist for the GA?

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Yes, sorry.

edit* Although, there may be an opportunity in the last hour of the giveaways.
I am not sure yet. Pretty much undecided and there is a few more to add in the next day or so.

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what if i donated something :-P, if no then no worries thanks for the GA

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Thanks but that would put me in an awkward position of breaking the rules of the site for donations.

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I could make a private GA that you can add to your train as a side rail, that would be more in the spirit of the site. Also I sent a steam invite if you wanted to discuss it at all. I like giving back and i have some extra keys/ gifts

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Thanks, but it honestly makes me feel dirty on the inside if I was to do something like this.
Everything is already drawn out and I have many side tracks already within my own train of giveaways.

Although, this walking path - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/S4fKw/squishy-the-suicidal-pig
Is more than happy to accept extra paths. As I will keep adding more to it, until it's all done.

But I am sorry, I cannot under good conscience give you a ticket to ride, just for adding a giveaway.
Maybe next time though.

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I understand, no worries.

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Blacklisted for attempted bribery.
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jk, but I was giving it some serious thought.

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not bribing, contributing :-P

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Random ass key drop of epic dumb drunkenness..
shenanigans

Frozen Synapse Prime
AKK!C-4X&&W-?2FGC

? = aBcDefGhijLmNopQrsTuvWxYz
! = 12346789
&& = Do you want to build a snowman, angel?

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shots, shots, shots, shots...
Does anyone else do shots at 5am in the morning?
Only me? okay..... :(
GOOD! :D

Shattered Planet
ZQF?G-!FNAM-HIH&&

? = aBcDfGhiJkLMnOpQrSTuvWxYZ
! = 12345678
&& = How not to turn off a light bulb.

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Got this one. Thanks :D

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thanks for saying thanks

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Ninjas....ninjas everywhere

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haters, haters everywhere. fuck a ninja. save a pirate.

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I am sorry but the Misfits had the greatest Skulls song of all time.

Skulls of the Shogun
8&&3Q-FL!60-M?GVT

? = aBCdFGhijKLmnOPqRstuVwXyz
! = 12346789
&& = Now fall....

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CastleStorm

(╯°□°)╯︵ bbʇbɟ-ıʌ7pʍ-ʍqɹ0ɥ

Copy that.... or nah.

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Bloodsports.TV

  1. 3K2YC
  2. 7G6Y4
  3. IHQKY

1st is 3rd, 2nd is 1st, 3rd is 2nd.

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Thank you, I got it :) Nobody has ninjaed this before :O

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Dupe :(

Fuck the ninjas, praise the Zombie!

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That is okay, thanks for letting me know.
I think it is nearing time to unleash the fix for the ninja(s) that no longer deserve free games from key drops.

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lol, I'm curious what that fix may look like.

Cheers, Adam

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It will be neat for sure.
But in the meantime, there is this - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/S4fKw/squishy-the-suicidal-pig
For those that wish to enter too win some free stuff, ones that actually comment.

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I already left my BS there, thank you very much ♥

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Ninja'd too

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Many people voted like me.
I'm happy

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Okay, just added this totally awesome giveaway, and also started connecting things, most of which the other side of the Whitelistings.
Here - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/rCLRT/wolfenstein-the-old-blood
New people, please start now.

Yea, yea, I know that particular giveaway does not start until later. If you do not understand why, that is alright.

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Finally I'm on :P

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Have fun spending them points :D

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I mean, if you're going to spend your time creating a nicely laid out map for me, I'm going to make use of it. Even if it makes me a sissy.

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It is okay. I expect those to do it. I just had to call someone some names. No offense.

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No offense taken. I know you like to throw out offensive words. I was just trying to thank you without thanking you.

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Hm with map all go be easy, now not a big chalange found all :D

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It was the plan all along anyways. So if you missed one, you could find it now. If you found them all, then good.
Now comes the really fun part. :D

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I see nothing.

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Should you?

I will look to see if I missed you somewhere, but I highly doubt it. Yet I am only human and do make mistakes.

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Nope.

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Yea, just checked. You never entered to be a part of this. Sorry.

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No need to be sorry. That's why I said no earlier.

I guess I should have posted a picture of Ray Charles or Bruce Willis for dead ppl.

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That still would have not gotten you into this circle. But I would have laughed out loud at least at the picture.

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... wasn't trying to get in. That was the point. It was just the thread on top at the moment when I went into Discussions and made a random comment like always.

Nothing to sEe here.

Move along, civilians.

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So fucking random, makes me take my pants off.
As such, nothing to see there as always. :(

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I have to admit, I do slack in the entering department, so thank you for reminding me.

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Khm, khm... How the bleep am I not here now? xD

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^Musical bump chain

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Where are you supposed to be?
Maybe I can help you help me find the answer.

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Ermmmm... With murk, wherever he is. xD

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B U M P The best train out there

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I expected Tina Turner :(

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This is the best puke-inducing deathtrap train ride, ever.
I am still grateful for Rad Bats. The game is so wonderful, I had to place it next to my copy of Uriel's Chasm. D;

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