April 14th, departure of the deplorable (this is what happens when you throw math at a speeding Train, mashed potatoes)

The Train is off and running down its tracks now, it's speeding.
I will give you the starting point of it all, which just happens to be Bad Rats
It is Rad Bats because someone just had to be a rebel and pick a game I advised not to.
There is approximately 51 stops on this Train, with about 27 mashed potatoes worshiping it.
Basically every game that was asked for, including ones I need you to have too compete this triangle.
And a very special surprise bonus stop at the very end, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood.


Key drop for Bad Rats: Rule 34 limited collectors edition.
Steam key, million billion activation limit, enjoy. IEAIb-mZbCK-Y6eMZ


April Fools Day, lulz fired round the World (no potatoes were harmed during this science)

This space is left to make description with. I have an idea, no really, it isn't just a fart joke. Nor a badly constructed poll.

I have a Steam inventory with some really dumb games in it - http://steamcommunity.com/id/adam_zombie/inventory/#753_1

Pick one or two or even one not in it and comment below with whatever you want.

Later, at some time, I will hide some stuff inside some stuff, somewhere, and show how to properly make a shit post.

April Fools! It won't be properly made at all. So take notes, no really do not do that. Writing is bad.


April 2nd, the day of the Train (potatoes may have to take one for the team)

Now that we have gotten past the 1st of April and most jokes played are still fresh in our minds and sore on our butts.

I invite those willing, to partake in a Train of deplorable events.
You will play an integral part in conducting how this Train leaves the station.
Below is a link to a private giveaway, one containing instructions on how to purchase a ticket to ride.

And below that, are some images I found that this Discussion was lacking. Feel free to add some more.

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/H41zj/bad-rats-the-rats-revenge


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I never wash my hands after pooping, nice to meet you, shake my hand.

View Results
PotaTITS (like a potato, only with boobs)
PotaDICK (much like a potato, only with a penis)
PotaWATM8 (fucking foreigners)
PotaTUBA (not to be confused with a potato, because you blow in it, like a tuba)
PotaROOMBA (not anything like a potato, it sucks)
Potato (it had to be here, because there needs to be a control group to make science)

All done - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/rCLRT/wolfenstein-the-old-blood

Enjoy and please enter the latest Whitelist game, it is now open.

Good night.

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I was late for last train....
And didn't get ticket for this.

A simple tear appears on my eye...
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/MrTear.gif

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Same train, just finished adding in the last of the giveaways.

9 years ago
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Thanks for the zombie train, Conductor Adam! Still making my way through the stations. Have a bump! =)

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I guess on the forum I dont HAVE TO talk heretical. Well, I have to confess that I'm thankful, then.

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You are welcome, I am glad you enjoyed the ride. Hopefully you are lucky and win something.

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Thanks ! This is a really nice train, in fact I'm full of gratitude and enjoyment. Consider that a coming-out :)

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Bump to express my gratitude to the creator of this train

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Added the rest of the latest Origin bundle to - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/S4fKw/squishy-the-suicidal-pig
Along with The Inner World.

Maybe more later, since I cannot make legit giveaways right now.

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Snowcat Simulator has no cats, I feel disappointed :(
Well, at least today I have learned another English word.

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If only it was about cats in the snow. :(

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Just found an extra key for,

  1. ONE copy of Vertical Drop Heroes HD

So I added that in here - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/S4fKw/squishy-the-suicidal-pig

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Added two more games for the winners of the winning - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/S4fKw/squishy-the-suicidal-pig

  1. 1 copy of Asteria
  2. ONE copy of Caster
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Just 5 more days and I swear I will be out of your hair with this Thread and its month long abuse.
Until that time however, I will keep adding more games, such as the ones listed below.

  1. 1 copy of To The Moon
  2. ONE copy of Over The Void

Full list is here - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/S4fKw/squishy-the-suicidal-pig

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Will most likely only add in one or two more games after this new addition,

  1. 1 copy of The Nightmare Cooperative
  2. ONE copy of Runespell: Overture

Full list here - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/S4fKw/squishy-the-suicidal-pig

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I walk this lonely road, the only one that I have ever known.

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Don't know where it goes, but it's home to me and I walk alone.

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I walk this empty street, On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

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Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone.

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Combo breaker because Green Day is gay :D

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You suck. But that is okay. I wanted to let that go into an entire song. :(

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Yes, I suck

but less than Dreen Gay

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Bumps !

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(licking scratches away)
can I have my cats separately, please?

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Today I learned, I am terrible at insulting people.

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That is okay. I will give you a hint into the Heretical side of things.

protip:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway

Notice how it isn't just an insult you can leave, although that is what most assume or go right into.

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There are a lot of uninteresting messages, I must say.
Though part of the reason I joined was to buff up my insulting skills.

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Then keep trying. Most just repeat the same lame stuff though, if you are looking to level up, don't rely on what others are saying.
I would give you some classes, but my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And at that point, I'd have to charge.

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Have a bump. For BUMPS sake. I swear to BUMPING BUMPS THIS BUMPING TRAIN IS BUMPING BUMP.

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Whoah! Fyantiastic!
I never knew you BUMPED like a BUMPING BUMPITY BUMP-BUMP !

Are you sure your name isn't BUMPtastic ?

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When you were here before.

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Couldn't look you in the eye

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You're just like an angel

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Your skin makes me cry

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You float like a feather

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Primal Carnage
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oh i ninjad it, thx alot Adam :)

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k

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Not on your whitelist ? This is heresy !! Correct your mistakes before the lord brings down his wrath upon you

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I will cut you with a $400.00 CS:GO knife.

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The work you put on all of this, makes me question if you truly are the heretic I thought you were.

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Thanks.

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pooooooooop in my mouth...

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It will be a few days until I am able to go through all of these giveaways that have completed.
So if you won something and wonder when you will get it. Click on my profile.
I will be working my way down that list of games tonight and hopefully finish in a day or two.
I do make an effort to get the winnings out as soon as possible and will try.

Including the random GAs from - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/S4fKw/squishy-the-suicidal-pig
Those ones I will get to once I can finish other stuff.

Thanks.

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I drank too much last night, got bills to pay

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Okay. Feel better.

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You evil :( You know that song

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Okay. My bad.

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Don't make me feel guilty! :(
How do you do it?
I just wanted to say 'thank you' :_(

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I managed to hack the system and didn't win this time.
Thank you again for ze loverly mazetrain! ;3

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Well, if it means anything, this is still open to enter - http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/S4fKw/squishy-the-suicidal-pig
I will not close it until all of the extra giveaways are gone.
And that all depends on how quickly members respond.

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Actually I lied. All off the winners have been selected.
Now to wait for them to respond and be disappointed.

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Thank you for the epic giveaway train! And as a Heretic, fuck you! :) But really, thank you :D

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No, thank you for the gifts.

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Closed 9 years ago by AdamZombie.